Mathematical Proof: hard work vs. bullshit

[Jon325i]

Just what exactly makes 100% effort? What does it mean to give more than 100% effort? Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? How does one achieve 103%? The following mathematical formula will be used to answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then....
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

and....

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


However....

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and....

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Now look how far ass kissing gets you....

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

If you're a winner take all type....

S-E-X-W-I-T-H-B-O-S-S
19+5+24+23+9+20+8+2+15+19+19 = 163%


Jon

R-E-P-O-S-T ?
18+5+16+15+19+20 = 93%

[kronus]

Well, fuck. I guess I shouldn't have gotten an education, then.

[TDE30]

12 15 12 23 21 20 ?

[geezerman402]

Just because something equals 100 doesn't mean it is 100%.

Just sayin'.

[payney8]

lol wut

[tg318is]

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lol wut

no wai

[daniel]

12 15 12 23 21 20 ?

12 15 12 !

[Edev]

Just because something equals 100 doesn't mean it is 100%.

Just sayin'.

In America, nothing makes sense.

[thornado327i]

That reminds me of something

I saw a question on some tv-show where a lady had to answer - how much fat (in %) is there in 2 jars of cream if one jar is 12% fat?

Her answer - 24% ;)

So if I drink three bottles of vodka - that makes 120% alcohol, right? ;)

[tg318is]

So if I drink three bottles of vodka - that makes 120% alcohol, right? ;)

truth

[Wh33lhop]

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[daniel]

13 1 20 8 6 1 9 12

25 5 16

[equate975]

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