I had the wierdest dream last night

[iamsam]

you sure you weren't tripping? haha.

heh heh.... my dreams do have that level of weirdness to them....

[Peterkaczynski]

i lol'd at most of these lmao

[e30slut]

dude, last night a had this horrible ass dream that lions and tigers were killin everybody in texas. so nobody could enter or leave the state and people had to start staying in houses n buildings and stuff.. Then the lions got restless and started shooting asian people and eating all the blacks. I was so fucking scared I hid in the ceiling of this house but the fuck ass lion came and broke in and started chewing on my clothes and then I woke up with wet sheets. my chest was soaked....


Childhood dreams,
I kept having these nighmares every night in the same order

1st i would wake up on a sidewalk and look into my neighbors garage and see a womans leg lying under the wheel of a monster truck, then I would run into the house scared but as I ran ronald mcdonald would start chasing me

2nd I would wake up under the dinner table but it was like i was underwater and micky mouse would rape my babysitter and try and make me hold her down...

3rd and final. I would wake up in the guest room and the snuggles bear would creep REALLY FUCKIN CREEPILY out of the closet and stare at me for like 30 second and start to do that slow lean forward before he started to creep towards me with a straight fuckin creepy face. then I would get up and kinda like struggle to run since im so tense with fear and he would chase me and then tickle me to death.

OMFG i had a horrible life as a kid... ever since I've had a fear of clowns, dolls/stuffed animals, and open closets.

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

I had dreams of being on a tricycle, riding around, then gorillas would chase me and I'd be running through my neighbor's yards, I'd run into a tree then the gorillas would stay at the ground thinking about how to get me.

Another one would be kinda apocolypse like, zombies keep coming and I'm at safeway with a gun. They keep coming and eventually corner me. Hand on hand combat and then boom, I'm on the ground with dead flesh devouring me. I'm claustrophobic. Idk, fucked up in the head I guess.

Somebody make sense of this one to me though. I'm skydiving and I have a chute, but I'm not really looking for the handle that releases it. I keep falling and falling and falling, but I'm at peace with the world. I usually just wake up, I never go splat or grab the handle, I just wake up. Happens every other week.

[joshuaaa]

two nights ago, i had a dream where i was laying in my bed trying to fall asleep and then i fell out of my bed and slammed into the ground. then i got back into bed and layed down and when i woke up i was in the same position as when i was dreaming. so i was trippin out about whether i fell or not.

[h0lmes]

I had a few nightmares when I was a kid that I remember pretty vividly. I don't really have significant dreams anymore though.

[iamsam]

LOL at e30slut!!! ha ha!! thats some good stuff!!

[e30devo]

3rd and final. I would wake up in the guest room and the snuggles bear would creep REALLY FUCKIN CREEPILY out of the closet and stare at me for like 30 second and start to do that slow lean forward before he started to creep towards me with a straight fuckin creepy face. then I would get up and kinda like struggle to run since im so tense with fear and he would chase me and then tickle me to death.

this. had me laughing really hard.

funny thing, i used to have a dream i was the snuggles bear trying to creep some kid out. then id be like nah im just fuckin with ya, and id tickle him. but he'd always die. weird.

[TwoJ's]

Crazy dreams are cool I think. I don't experience them too often, but when I do they are way out there. Many people think that they are a hallucination from natural occurring Dimethyltryptamine. You are tripping balls and it only happens when you are in REM sleep. I heard this a long time ago from a Joe Rogan radio interview and then looked in to it more.

Here's the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDuN8

It's pretty funny too. "You should all smoke DMT and join my cult mother fucker!" Haha.

[bimmer_E30]

hahahah E30slut just made my day.

[TwoJ's]

OMFG i had a horrible life as a kid...

And this explains some things I guess.

[e30slut]

^true

[Rocla]

Ten years ago I had the worst hangover of my life so far, after sweating and shaking for over 5 hrs I finaly fell asleep and had the most unforgottable dream.

I was walking at the sportsfield nearby and noticed a football(soccer ball, what ever it's called). I thought that I've never had a football, so I decided to take it. Sadly I noticed it was flat and the inflation hole was as big a my thumb.

I put both of my thumbs into inflation hole and noticed I could strecth the hole a bit, after a bit of stretching I fell inside of the ball.

There I was, inside of the football wondering how the hell this was possible, the innertube of ball was broken, and I could see out between the stitchings.

Suddenly like 20 of my friends ran into field and yelled "Hey, there is a football, let's go and play some ball!". I tried to shout "Guys i'm in the the ball don't kick! please don't kick" but they kept on playing.

One of them kicked the most incredible banana shot from middle field, but the ball hit to upperbeam of the goal.

I woke up, lying sweatty in the floor and had hit my head to centralheating radiator.

[iamsam]

^^^ that's gotta suck!!!

[e30slut]

this. Had me laughing really hard.

Funny thing, i used to have a dream i was the snuggles bear trying to creep some kid out. Then id be like nah im just fuckin with ya, and id tickle him. But he'd always die. Weird.

stay away from me!