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  • iamsam
    Advanced Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 172

    #1

    I had the wierdest dream last night

    I was driving my wife's E36 to some restaurant like Denny's or something stupid like that and some shady looking dude was out stealing stuff from the car when i was in the restaurant and i ran out there and somehow i knew that he had stolen a $20 bill from my car. I searched in my car and didn't remember there being a $20 bill there in the first place, but i did find everything rearranged like there were Christmas lights crammed in the driver's side map pocket.

    So i somehow grabbed my Mini-14 (a semi-automatic .223 caliber rifle) and i went to chase the guy, who turned out to have a Glock 9mm handgun. As he threatened me with it i brandished my Mini-14, yelling back that i had superior range, firepower, accuracy, and magazine capacity (i had a 20-round mag).

    So then we engaged in a firefight, and none of us hit the other, and finally i shot him in the head, but he didn't die. I kept shooting, and then he turned into a rabid dog or wolf or something, who got madder with every bullet i put into him, frothing at the mouth. Finally, overcome by wounds, the dog/wolf collapsed and finally died, where turned out to be the spare bedroom in my house right by the radiator-heater thing.

    I figured i would let the body lie there and eventually deteriorate its way out of my spare room, and the body started to stink.


    Anyway that was just part of my dream, the part i could remember most anyway.
  • Collin
    E30 Mastermind
    • Aug 2008
    • 1736

    #2
    I had a dream I was in a cocoon once, then my wife left me. Weird.
    The Keystone Killers

    Originally posted by Cabriolet
    With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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    • Alkasquawlik
      R3V Elite
      • Feb 2008
      • 4557

      #3
      I had a dream once where I had to fight into this castle on the top of a huge snowy mountain and I was fighting with raccoons. We were like guerillas and we would drive around on mini snow mobiles. The raccoons had goggles on too.

      Explain that one to me

      SC*AR

      Originally posted by JamesE30
      And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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      • iamsam
        Advanced Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 172

        #4
        Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
        I had a dream once where I had to fight into this castle on the top of a huge snowy mountain and I was fighting with raccoons. We were like guerillas and we would drive around on mini snow mobiles. The raccoons had goggles on too.

        Explain that one to me

        ha haha! this must mean you are deeply disturbed..... JK i think the whole dream interpreting thing is BS, because i have had some pretty outrageous ones.

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        • jflip2002
          R3V Elite
          • Sep 2006
          • 4377

          #5
          I dont get sick very often at all, but when I DO get sick, I get VERY sick. Every time I actually sick, I get the same weird dream. I am laying in my bed and I have dozens of those cool carrying cases from the 90's that you get at Taco bell, loaded with tacos. I just keep throwing these tacos across my room, and they have some sort of weird weight to them, a weight I can feel right now, even though I havent had this dream in a couple years. Well by the time Im done throwing them all, my room is COVERED in the shredded lettuce. I then start eating just the lettuce by the handfuls. Its kind of a weird dream, but I get it every time Im sick.

          I wish I had some cool dreams like raccoons in goggles. I dont really dream much (besides the other night when I dreamed me and my buddy were fucking his wife).
          Originally posted by blunt
          i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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          • daniel
            R3V OG
            • Jul 2007
            • 6703

            #6
            i think everyone has some effed up dreams. its really hard to remember them, though, if you don't start talking about them or writing it down right after they happen.
            http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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            • Alkasquawlik
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2008
              • 4557

              #7
              I just happen to remember the more memorable dreams ie. the goggled raccoons riding snow mobiles lol

              SC*AR

              Originally posted by JamesE30
              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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              • machined
                E30 Modder
                • May 2004
                • 901

                #8
                lol good thread.
                - skipping the E36 generation completely -

                Originally posted by Stephen
                Alot of newer cars do nothing for me

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                • iamsam
                  Advanced Member
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 172

                  #9
                  dreams have always amazed me, as far as how they work and stuff.

                  I remember when i was young i used to have recurring dreams that i was in my parent's van and it was driving by itself and i had no idea how to stop it.

                  Lately i have had recurring dreams that i can't play the piano (i can somewhat in my waking life), i am always trying to play a piano, and the piano keeps morphing into something i can't play, or i keep forgetting which keys to hit, no matter how hard i concentrate, and it is very frustrating. In one dream the piano i was attempting to play turned into a beanbag chair, another turned into old rotted wood, and i remember one dream where i was at my grandparent's house, and i kept trying to play a piano only to find that it was grossly out of tune, or it only had three keys, and i kept moving to another piano in their house, and it would have dead keys, and another piano would have keys that were too big, its totally frustrating and weird, because in my dream i think i know how to play and what keys to hit, but i just can't get it.

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                  • Atreus
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1846

                    #10
                    i keep having a dream that i'm fighting fucking assasins on a rooftop and its like 8-1, and i always get knocked off the building and fall to my death. then i do that little flinch thing when i hit the ground.
                    1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                    1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                    1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                    1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                    1994 540i - Granitsilber

                    Originally posted by scabzzzz
                    I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                    • iamsam
                      Advanced Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 172

                      #11
                      Originally posted by daniel
                      i think everyone has some effed up dreams. its really hard to remember them, though, if you don't start talking about them or writing it down right after they happen.
                      true!! you remember them the best when you wake up, and if you don't actively think about the dream during the day, you will forget it. I know there were more parts to my dream, because i remember snippets and images, but don't remember the 'story line'.

                      Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                      I just happen to remember the more memorable dreams ie. the goggled raccoons riding snow mobiles lol
                      ha ha!! :)

                      Originally posted by machined
                      lol good thread.
                      quite.

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                      • e30trooper
                        R3V OG
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 11576

                        #12
                        i had a weird dream about 2 weeks about with a e30 in it, think someone wanted to sell it , looked nice but for some reason the body kit was wood. anyways just thought id share my weird ass shit

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                        • e30-RTN
                          E30 Addict
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 461

                          #13
                          Enter the Internet!

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                          • iamsam
                            Advanced Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 172

                            #14
                            ^^ heh heh :)

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                            • Rustyduktape
                              E30 Addict
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 592

                              #15
                              you sure you weren't tripping? haha.
                              1987 325is Black/Black
                              -91k
                              -Stock (mostly)

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