Laundry A$$holes

[shiftbmw]

It is official. I live in an apartment complex with a bunch of mother fucking assholes. I'm one of the two white people here, everybody else is Indian, from India. I am one of two that speak English as the primary language in my house. I don't know if it's cultural, but nobody here is very friendly with me, and this crowd routinely goes out of their way to piss me off.

Now, I don't ask for much. But I do ask that they do not mother fucking touch my damn laundry when it's in the dryer. My dryer had been stopped for less than 5 minutes, when one of my prick neighbors opened it, took my clothes out(still wet mind you...needed another cycle) and put his shit in the dryer. He fucking put his hands all over my shit. Worse yet, he put them in someone else's nasty ass laundry basket. FUCK. Now they are all smashed down and wrinkled.

Now maybe I'm the dick here, but I went back down, taped a note to the dryer that read "DON'T EVER TOUCH MY SHIT", opened the dryer to stop his cycle, and walked away. Passive aggressive yes, but lesson learned.

That cocksucker put his hands on my boxers, which are articles of clothing that routinely touch my junk. I probably will get fucking herpes out of this.



Another inconsiderate bastard of a neighbor decided to park in MY assigned, covered parking spot one day for the fucking hell of it. I was in a hurry to get inside and eat lunch, so instead of parking 1/4 mile away and walking, I parked right behind him and boxed him in. Not 5 minutes later do I hear this tool walk out to his car and trigger his remote access locks. His wife started yelling at him and hilarity ensued.

About 15 minutes later, I get a knock on my door only to be greeted by my landlord, who starts lecturing me for boxing him in. The whole time she was lecturing me the smug prick was sitting there with his arms crossed nodding and smiling. The bastard was too chicken shit to even knock on my door and ask me to move my car.

My response was simply "You mean I boxed him into MY spot? He shouldn't park there...he wouldn't park in someone else's driveway, would he?" I then paid my rent check and moved my car.

Fuck, don't park in my damn spot and don't touch my damn crap. This kind of shit happens all the time and I'm tired of it.



These people might just learn that I play electric guitar...and they might learn through my 100W amp, at 2:00am.

Thanks for listening.
/rant

Does anybody else live with a bunch of assholes?

[Rede30eS]

Thanks for the read.

[der affe]

first, for the laundry issues, let me suggest this, ritt dye

http://www.ritdye.com/home.lasso

you can also piss on thier wet cloths and then let them continue to dry. when he sweats, the urine smell will flow.

as for the parking issues. just have him towed. it is as easy as a phone call to a towing company. it is free to you, and will cost him

[bejbis]

Sounds like race hate.

[der affe]

Sounds like race hate.

then dump a bunch of curry in their laundry while it is in the dryer

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

Get a very large dog. Indain culture doesn't allow them to keep dogs in their house, so imigrants tend to fear them. I used to work with a few men who lived here their whole lives, but married women from india, I've seen atleast 2 of the wives run from shitzus

[Firestorm]

If they're indians, they'll already smell like piss and curry. No one will notice or even think twice.

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

^Win.

Don't get me wrong there are plenty of Indian Americans that are hygenic. For some reason though traditionalists tend to smell. It was explained to me the Indian food in general doesn't contain sugar. They don't really eat sweats, so if they go a while without brushing thier teeth it's not very detrimental. They come here and friggen everything has sugar in it, teeth rot, breath starts stinking.

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

Take the cap off the valve stem, then screw it on partially with an airsoft pellet inside. It'll let the air out, works well.

I fucking hate people. Period. I don't care what color a persons skin is, the average person is an inconsiderate asshole just asking for my foot to end up wedged so far in their ass they get aroused.

[ieatpeople]

last person that tried to run me off the road now needs a brand new car to replace their '09 camry. my truck didn't even blink.

[gtdragon980]

well im indian and i would try to say that they aren't like that but i will guarantee you if you live in a neighborhood or w/e with mostly indian residents, they will think bad of you and i speak of this in experience because i've met indians that talk about people of other race like that and they are straight up assholes to them..but not all of them are like that. its everyone in the whole world that can be like that! my solution to this problem would be to take all the air out of the tires, poke some holes in their lower radiator hoses if possible and just all out make their life a living hell for fucking with you!:hitler:

[blunttech]

buy your own house an get the fuck out of an apartment. as a rule people who rent are pieces of shit with a few exceptions. they dont care about anyone elses shit because they dont own anything. look at any neighborhood with a large rental population. they are shitholes populated by shitheads

[BimmerTom]

look at any neighborhood with a large rental population. they are shitholes populated by shitheads

Hahaha, anyone who goes to college knows that.

[BigD]

Oh man, that's not even my story and it's boiling my blood. Their shit would be on the floor. The guy who came to the house about parking thoughis something else. I'm not sure how I'd react. I'd probably say ok one sec I'll call a towtruck to get your car removed, then I'll unbox your car for the towtruck and park in MY spot. Then you two assholes can go talk to the impound.

[lowlightbw]

buy your own house an get the fuck out of an apartment. as a rule people who rent are pieces of shit with a few exceptions. they dont care about anyone elses shit because they dont own anything. look at any neighborhood with a large rental population. they are shitholes populated by shitheads

Took the words right out of my mouth. although you live in Cal so you probably will have to save for 30 years before you have enough for a down payment. also, there are a lot of bigots on this forum. i knew that already though.