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A train compartment had 4 people in it: two ladies, and two men, one man was American, and the other was a Canadian. At point point the train suddenly entered a tunnel. In the darkness there was a loud 'SLAP!'
When the train emerged everyone noted that the American had a big red hand mark on his face.
The first lady thought, 'that damn American must have touched that lady, and she gave him what he deserved!'
The second lady thought, 'that damn American must have touched that lady, and she gave him what he deserved!'
The American thought, 'that damn Canadian must have touched one of the ladies, and she gave me what he deserved!'
The Canadian thought, 'I hope we go under another bridge so I can slap the American again!'
HAPPY CANADA DAY!
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Originally Said by Bob Marley
"BMW make pure trouble!"
Letting the kids have some freinds over, followed by a BBQ this afternoon,
with light fireworks to follow in the evening. (where I live now, they don't do local fireworks, they spend all the money on "Apple blossom festival", LoL you have to do your own pyro for Canada day)
should be interesting
anyway, Happy Canada day to all, and an early Happy Independance day to our southern friends.
Originally Posted by ACMF74 i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis
Heading down to Bower Ponds with the wife and kid to take in the celebrations! The little one is still too young to stay up and watch the fireworks though, so we'll have a fire in the backyard when she goes to bed! There may be a few beers consumed too.
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