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  • DatUtahGuy
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jan 2007
    • 3146

    #16
    why not slit your wrists AS you are updating twitter?
    YOUTUBE: AR Perez
    - - -
    If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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    • Erik
      R3V Elite
      • Oct 2005
      • 5370

      #17
      My car is too many different colors...
      -Erik
      '16 Focus 2.0L - '99 Protegé DX 1.6L POS (Sold) - '87 4runner 22R-E (Sold) - '86 Schwarz S50 (Sold) - '02 WRX Wagon (sold) - '07 Impreza 2.5i (sold) - '91 Alpine M52 (Sold) - '89 Alpine 325is (Sold)


      Originally posted by 87e30
      I just want to dance with some beezies

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      • MikeK
        R3VLimited
        • Jan 2005
        • 2771

        #18
        Originally posted by AlpineE30M52
        My car is too many different colors...
        if you had rust on your lower valence, you could be StancePriest
        Toyota Pickup

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        • Iain
          R3VLimited
          • Oct 2005
          • 2815

          #19
          Excuse me, but I came late to this "stance" thing.

          So you have to have your car look like it has just been pulled out of a swamp, BUT, in direct contrast you have to make sure the wheels are worth at least 15 times what the rest of the car is, and on top of that it has to be very, very low. Not bodydropped and on 'bags, but on coilovers as it is a far more half-arsed solution to match their unfinished bodywork... ? Do I have that right, and if so, does this in fact mean they're just retarded wannabe minitruckers?
          Pork Hunt Motorsport

          eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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          • DatUtahGuy
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jan 2007
            • 3146

            #20
            Originally posted by Iain
            Excuse me, but I came late to this "stance" thing.

            So you have to have your car look like it has just been pulled out of a swamp, BUT, in direct contrast you have to make sure the wheels are worth at least 15 times what the rest of the car is, and on top of that it has to be very, very low. Not bodydropped and on 'bags, but on coilovers as it is a far more half-arsed solution to match their unfinished bodywork... ? Do I have that right, and if so, does this in fact mean they're just retarded wannabe minitruckers?
            you made my heart swoon with the choice of word there.

            so tender
            YOUTUBE: AR Perez
            - - -
            If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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            • Jand3rson
              Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 37587

              #21
              I don't give a fuck what anyone says, this made my member stand at attention:



              I don't get why people have to shit all over a scene they aren't into.

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              • Alkasquawlik
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2008
                • 4557

                #22
                That is tits ^^^

                SC*AR

                Originally posted by JamesE30
                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                • e30s52
                  R3V Elite
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 5235

                  #23
                  Originally posted by MikeK
                  if you had rust on your lower valence, you could be StancePriest
                  I have a rusted hood but not by choice. I guess that makes me the stancePriest. Hold on I am going to throw some rattle can black on my car so I can be the leader.

                  www.gutenparts.com
                  One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                  • Iain
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2815

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Janderson
                    I don't get why people have to shit all over a scene they aren't into.
                    I really couldn't give 2 hoots what people do to their cars (so long as it is safe), I just don't understand the contradictions of this trend.

                    Sure, have a really neat looking car that is purely built to look good and be low, but what's with the bodywork being unfinished? Are they trying to make themselves look hardcore or "rat"?

                    Quite a few of these cars seem to want to purvey the image that they're performance machines that go fast, when the reality is that they're stretched tyres and bottomed-out coilovers won't do anything for the handling as the roll centres are arse-up. So why not just stick some airbags in and bodydrop those bitches to get them properly low?

                    You Americans and your crazy fads...
                    Pork Hunt Motorsport

                    eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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                    • bimmer_E30
                      R3V Elite
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5001

                      #25
                      is that where you have to make your bmw look like a VW?
                      Originally posted by e30e
                      lose the old man bmwcca badge.

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                      • aschroeder92
                        Advanced Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 192

                        #26
                        ^Yep didn't you read the forum rules? That's the only major rule.


                        Buy My Car

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                        • bimmer_E30
                          R3V Elite
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5001

                          #27
                          Originally posted by aschroeder92
                          ^Yep didn't you read the forum rules? That's the only major rule.
                          I didn't even click on the link.:razz:

                          stancesweaksauce. :arrow:
                          Last edited by bimmer_E30; 07-06-2009, 09:13 PM.
                          Originally posted by e30e
                          lose the old man bmwcca badge.

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                          • delatlanta1281
                            Dart Master
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 10317

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Janderson
                            I don't give a fuck what anyone says, this made my member stand at attention:



                            I don't get why people have to shit all over a scene they aren't into.
                            I don't know about the whole "shitting on the scene" thing, but I will say this: The above car is a 7 series. For some reason, Luxury touring and primered out dished cars that are slammed to the ground don't really go hand in hand IMO. If I saw that car in person, i would be intrigued. Then I would question the application of race seats, a huge sticker, and bags.. or springs... or whatever. Why would you gut the luxury options such as the comfy seats, and the already great suspension for a car that size and replace them with some aftermarket race seats, and a rough as hell ride. It just looks ricer to me. Growing up, that 7-series was a status symbol. It was what i wanted to drive when I "made it". I don't think I could bring myself to hack up a 7-series like that.
                            Yours truly,
                            Rich
                            sigpic
                            Originally posted by Rigmaster
                            you kids get off my lawn.....

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                            • Bimmerista
                              R3V Elite
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 5425

                              #29
                              Originally posted by aschroeder92
                              ^Yep didn't you read the forum rules? That's the only major rule.
                              One more rule...you have to be gay

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                              • SpasticDwarf
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1062

                                #30
                                My car is the only "rat" car on the site, just fyi. Every other car on the site is clean.

                                The 7 series above has an S62 in it, along with a 6 speed, alpha-N and velocity stacks. It runs 13s. And it looks good doing it.
                                Check it out in this month's PBMW- its on the cover.
                                Shots and article are by yours truly. <3

                                StanceWorks came about because everyone else seems to get their panties in a bunch over things they don't like.
                                Cars are cars, and we simply enjoy doing what we do.

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