StanceWorks

[SpasticDwarf]

You sir, are retarded. Then again, your username is balooshinakus.

[balooshinakus]

I have a rusted hood but not by choice. I guess that makes me the stancePriest. Hold on I am going to throw some rattle can black on my car so I can be the leader.

LMFAO

It's good that site was created now all the "stance" guys can post pictures of their german ricers somewhere we don't have to be bothered by them.


Btw who cares what the 7 series has done to it, that makes it even more retarded to be honest because they should have just bought an M5.. They took a car that is purely designed for luxury, big heavy but comfy, and tried to turn it into some race car wannabe with a shit suspension and racing seats.. I mean really, why even own the 7 series at that point, just get a 5 series and save some weight..

I don't understand it, like I said, german ricers.

[johnleynes12]

^amen

[aschroeder92]

Just throwing it out there for people who were wondering about it.



Trying to spread the word.
<3

[SpasticDwarf]

My car is the only "rat" car on the site, just fyi. Every other car on the site is clean.

The 7 series above has an S62 in it, along with a 6 speed, alpha-N and velocity stacks. It runs 13s. And it looks good doing it.
Check it out in this month's PBMW- its on the cover.
Shots and article are by yours truly. <3

StanceWorks came about because everyone else seems to get their panties in a bunch over things they don't like.
Cars are cars, and we simply enjoy doing what we do.

[Bimmerista]

^Yep didn't you read the forum rules? That's the only major rule.

One more rule...you have to be gay

[delatlanta1281]

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, this made my member stand at attention:



I don't get why people have to shit all over a scene they aren't into.

I don't know about the whole "shitting on the scene" thing, but I will say this: The above car is a 7 series. For some reason, Luxury touring and primered out dished cars that are slammed to the ground don't really go hand in hand IMO. If I saw that car in person, i would be intrigued. Then I would question the application of race seats, a huge sticker, and bags.. or springs... or whatever. Why would you gut the luxury options such as the comfy seats, and the already great suspension for a car that size and replace them with some aftermarket race seats, and a rough as hell ride. It just looks ricer to me. Growing up, that 7-series was a status symbol. It was what i wanted to drive when I "made it". I don't think I could bring myself to hack up a 7-series like that.

[bimmer_E30]

^Yep didn't you read the forum rules? That's the only major rule.

I didn't even click on the link.:razz:

stancesweaksauce. :arrow:

[aschroeder92]

^Yep didn't you read the forum rules? That's the only major rule.

[bimmer_E30]

is that where you have to make your bmw look like a VW?

[Iain]

I don't get why people have to shit all over a scene they aren't into.

I really couldn't give 2 hoots what people do to their cars (so long as it is safe), I just don't understand the contradictions of this trend.

Sure, have a really neat looking car that is purely built to look good and be low, but what's with the bodywork being unfinished? Are they trying to make themselves look hardcore or "rat"?

Quite a few of these cars seem to want to purvey the image that they're performance machines that go fast, when the reality is that they're stretched tyres and bottomed-out coilovers won't do anything for the handling as the roll centres are arse-up. So why not just stick some airbags in and bodydrop those bitches to get them properly low?

You Americans and your crazy fads...

[e30s52]

if you had rust on your lower valence, you could be StancePriest

I have a rusted hood but not by choice. I guess that makes me the stancePriest. Hold on I am going to throw some rattle can black on my car so I can be the leader.

[Alkasquawlik]

That is tits ^^^

[Jand3rson]

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, this made my member stand at attention:



I don't get why people have to shit all over a scene they aren't into.

[DatUtahGuy]

Excuse me, but I came late to this "stance" thing.

So you have to have your car look like it has just been pulled out of a swamp, BUT, in direct contrast you have to make sure the wheels are worth at least 15 times what the rest of the car is, and on top of that it has to be very, very low. Not bodydropped and on 'bags, but on coilovers as it is a far more half-arsed solution to match their unfinished bodywork... ? Do I have that right, and if so, does this in fact mean they're just retarded wannabe minitruckers?

you made my heart swoon with the choice of word there.

so tender