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    Why I don't go to the dealer...

    a.) They rape you with their hourly rates.

    b.) They toss in non-essential items (car washes, topping off of fluids, etc.)

    c.) http://consumerist.com/5308464/video...ustomers-truck

    Enjoy.
    - Trey

    E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
    E36 325i sedan
    E30 325i sedan
    Volvo 945T

    #2
    Pretty funny. I like the Camera idea.

    My boss recently paid like $70 bucks for a full synthetic oil change. When she got the car home her husband noticed it was the old filter. This prompted him to check the oil - which was burnt to shit. She was awarded with something like 40 free pep boys oil changes for not filing suit.
    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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      #3
      That is classic, I used to work for a Toyota dealer!

      never stole anything tho...
      1989 cirrisblau-metallic 325i

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        #4
        wow....

        reminds me when I used to valet...

        co-worker foound a briefcase in the trunk of a benz S63.... he ran off with it and called us saying it was full of money and how he will never return to work there again...

        I only believed him since the guy that owned the benz had the cops all up and down sugarland 4hrs later.....

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          #5
          wow, kinda scary......
          1987 325i LeChump: H&R Race springs, weight reduction and beat to hell

          2005 Mazda RX8: Koni Yellows, Hotchkis FSB, 245 BFG Rivals RTR #11

          2011 Mazda CX7 Sport: The family truckster

          2001 Buick Park Ave: The DD grandpamobile

          1991 Ford F150 XLT 302: camping/towing

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            #6
            oohhh if you only knew 1/8th of what goes on at the dealer or repair shops for that matter. stealing shit from customer's cars is wrong, but there is so much other stuff that happens that you will never know about
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              #7
              Originally posted by der affe View Post
              oohhh if you only knew 1/8th of what goes on at the dealer or repair shops for that matter. stealing shit from customer's cars is wrong, but there is so much other stuff that happens that you will never know about
              enlighten us

              SC*AR

              Originally posted by JamesE30
              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
                enlighten us

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by der affe View Post
                  oohhh if you only knew 1/8th of what goes on at the dealer or repair shops for that matter. stealing shit from customer's cars is wrong, but there is so much other stuff that happens that you will never know about
                  I guess it depends on the place. I know at both shops I've worked at, we've never stolen anything from customers' cars or anything like that.

                  The worst thing we've ever done is buy a 6 pack of beer at the corner liquor store and once we close at 7pm we drink it.

                  Matt
                  Matt

                  Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                  I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
                  Originally posted by kronus
                  try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
                  Originally posted by chadthestampede
                  This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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                    #10
                    I won't even begin to say all the things I fired people for.

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                      #11
                      at one shop we had a tech get busted for picking up an undercover cop posing as a hooker in a customer's conversion van.

                      there is many more stories, but i need to go to the gym. i'll post more tomarrow.

                      to be fair though. when i get a customer's car in the shop, i go over what is in the car, including the glovebox and center console. if there is anything valuable, in the car, i bring the writer over and show them so they will take note or give the stuff to him/her until i am done with the car. that way MY ass is covered! i have seen techs fired over missing stuff that i know that they did not take. you are not the only hands that touch the customers car, this just makes sure that you don't get blamed. customers are not always honest either, sometimes they say shit is missing that was never there. just putting that out there.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Turf1600 View Post
                        Pretty funny. I like the Camera idea.

                        My boss recently paid like $70 bucks for a full synthetic oil change. When she got the car home her husband noticed it was the old filter. This prompted him to check the oil - which was burnt to shit. She was awarded with something like 40 free pep boys oil changes for not filing suit.
                        1. Why the fuck would you pay $70 for an oil change

                        2. Why the fuck would you take payment IN OIL CHANGES AT THE PLACE THAT SCAMMED YOU BY NOT CHANGING YOUR OIL

                        It's not like pep boys is the only place that does that, and it's not like they do it infrequently.
                        paint sucks

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                          I won't even begin to say all the things I fired people for.
                          Please? :)
                          paint sucks

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                            #14
                            We got our Sprinter serviced at the local Dodge/Ford/Toyota dealer. Bill was $110. It takes a fair bit of oil and @ $8/qt. for synthetic it adds up pretty fast. Except that they didn't put synthetic in it--they charged $8/qt for Quaker State conventional oil. When I called to inquire why the price of bulk oil was so high, I was told that they charge market price and that they also rotated the tires (I then explained to the writer that the stickers were still on the brand-new tires when I dropped it off). They offered me a free oil change to keep me happy but the only thing that keeps me happy is staying away from that place.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Wh33lhop View Post
                              1. Why the fuck would you pay $70 for an oil change

                              2. Why the fuck would you take payment IN OIL CHANGES AT THE PLACE THAT SCAMMED YOU BY NOT CHANGING YOUR OIL

                              It's not like pep boys is the only place that does that, and it's not like they do it infrequently.
                              It's not my car man. I change my oil in my garage...
                              "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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