Did I get the coolest name or what?

[george graves]

That's a great default pic you have there. Is that Mr. T?

[payney8]

Lol wtf

[DatUtahGuy]

Blows Fat Dicks

[Farbin Kaiber]

Tooo bad we still have not figured out what it is.

[TDE30]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Well put.

Welcome to R3V, blow-up fuck doll.

[e30slut]

Butt-fucks Farm Dogs????

That might be it... I think thats it..





you know.... I'm quite sure thats it..







I bet thats it..







yea... Thats it

[e30devo]

Butt-fucks Farm Dogs????

That might be it... I think thats it..





you know.... I'm quite sure thats it..







I bet thats it..







yea... Thats it

only you would come up with some shit like that.

[e30slut]

of course...

[Alkasquawlik]

only you would come up with some shit like that.

beat me to it

[Maluco]

this thread is classic r3v...

[Iain]

Butt-fucks Farm Dogs????

That might be it... I think thats it..
you know.... I'm quite sure thats it..
I bet thats it..
yea... Thats it

Be quiet - the adults are talking.

I believe the OP to be a bunyip

[Farbin Kaiber]

this thread is classic r3v...

Lies. This is redefining it with the nu-skool.

[daniel]

Lies. This is redefining it with the nu-skool.

r4v.

[Farbin Kaiber]

r4v.

this.

[e30devo]

r4v.

i like it.