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  • george graves
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Oct 2003
    • 19986
    #31
    Originally posted by BFD
    That's a great default pic you have there. Is that Mr. T?
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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      • payney8
        E30 Modder
        • Jun 2007
        • 899
        #32
        Lol wtf

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          • DatUtahGuy
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jan 2007
            • 3146
            #33
            Blows Fat Dicks
            YOUTUBE: AR Perez
            - - -
            If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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              • Farbin Kaiber
                Lil' Puppet
                • Jul 2007
                • 29502
                #34
                Tooo bad we still have not figured out what it is.

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                  • TDE30
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 7042
                    #35
                    Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
                    It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

                    I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

                    Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

                    I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
                    Well put.

                    Welcome to R3V, blow-up fuck doll.
                    - Trey

                    E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
                    E36 325i sedan
                    E30 325i sedan
                    Volvo 945T

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                      • e30slut
                        Banned
                        • May 2008
                        • 793
                        #36
                        Butt-fucks Farm Dogs????

                        That might be it... I think thats it..





                        you know.... I'm quite sure thats it..







                        I bet thats it..







                        yea... Thats it

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                          • e30devo
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 1102
                            #37
                            Originally posted by e30slut
                            Butt-fucks Farm Dogs????

                            That might be it... I think thats it..





                            you know.... I'm quite sure thats it..







                            I bet thats it..







                            yea... Thats it
                            only you would come up with some shit like that.

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                              • e30slut
                                Banned
                                • May 2008
                                • 793
                                #38
                                of course...

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                                  • Alkasquawlik
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 4557
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by e30devo
                                    only you would come up with some shit like that.
                                    beat me to it

                                    SC*AR

                                    Originally posted by JamesE30
                                    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                                      • Maluco
                                        R3V OG
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 6572
                                        #40
                                        this thread is classic r3v...

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                                          • Iain
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 2815
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by e30slut
                                            Butt-fucks Farm Dogs????

                                            That might be it... I think thats it..
                                            you know.... I'm quite sure thats it..
                                            I bet thats it..
                                            yea... Thats it
                                            Be quiet - the adults are talking.

                                            I believe the OP to be a bunyip
                                            Pork Hunt Motorsport

                                            eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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                                              • Farbin Kaiber
                                                Lil' Puppet
                                                • Jul 2007
                                                • 29502
                                                #42
                                                Originally posted by Maluco
                                                this thread is classic r3v...
                                                Lies. This is redefining it with the nu-skool.

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                                                  • daniel
                                                    R3V OG
                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 6703
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                                    Lies. This is redefining it with the nu-skool.
                                                    r4v.
                                                    http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                                                      • Farbin Kaiber
                                                        Lil' Puppet
                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 29502
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by daniel
                                                        r4v.
                                                        this.

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                                                          • e30devo
                                                            E30 Enthusiast
                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                            • 1102
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by daniel
                                                            r4v.
                                                            i like it.

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