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    MikeK's coming over

    So far I have

    1. rubbers
    2. chloroform
    3. rope

    what else do I need?

    Originally posted by whysimon
    WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

    #2
    I called all your neighbors and told them to keep their pets inside the house. So I am afraid all of your planning will be in vain.
    Current Cars
    2014 M235i
    2009 R56 Cooper S
    1998 M3
    1997 M3

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      #3
      a little late isnt it?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Dave View Post
        I called all your neighbors and told them to keep their pets inside the house. So I am afraid all of your planning will be in vain.


        You must have me confused with this character:

        Originally posted by whysimon
        WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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          #5
          will you look for my class ring? i lost it fisting his ass
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            #6
            Originally posted by blunt View Post
            will you look for my class ring? i lost it fisting his ass

            SC*AR

            Originally posted by JamesE30
            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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              #7
              Lake Minnetonka '59? If so, I found it. If not, trick's been playing you.

              Originally posted by whysimon
              WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                #8
                whippits. They will aid in climaxing after the reaming.

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                  #9
                  Don't forget the lube, unless of course you're into that bareback kinda thing.

                  A whip should be fun too.
                  stephenbrody.com

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                    #10
                    Camera.

                    >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                      whippits. They will aid in climaxing after the reaming.
                      any truth to this? :)

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                        #12
                        One more person with a 'K' last name?
                        - skipping the E36 generation completely -

                        Originally posted by Stephen
                        Alot of newer cars do nothing for me

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by FredK View Post
                          So far I have

                          1. rubbers
                          2. chloroform
                          3. rope

                          what else do I need?
                          Ahhhh, the infamous K Brother rape kit. How about a tarp, so the lube doesnt saturate the bed sheets?
                          Originally posted by blunt
                          i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                            #14
                            Wow. What an exhausting visit. :giggle:

                            Originally posted by whysimon
                            WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                              #15
                              bro, Rose Alley FTL.
                              Toyota Pickup

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