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  • Alkasquawlik
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2008
    • 4557

    #61
    Originally posted by Charlie
    You think that site's bad?



    It can get much, much worse.

    -Charlie
    What the fuck is that and how did you find that?

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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    • OOMPH!
      No R3VLimiter
      • Oct 2003
      • 3487

      #62
      Originally posted by Charlie
      You think that site's bad?



      It can get much, much worse.

      -Charlie
      I'm scared to click that shit

      SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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      • Nic01101011
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jan 2008
        • 1550

        #63
        W

        T

        F

        :???:

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        • ACMF74
          E30 Fanatic
          • Nov 2005
          • 1245

          #64
          found this in the "funny" section

          There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
          balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

          In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

          GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
          your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
          or are you flying somewhere?'

          BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
          perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
          having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

          I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

          Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

          Both result in death.

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          • Alkasquawlik
            R3V Elite
            • Feb 2008
            • 4557

            #65
            Originally posted by OOMPH!
            I'm scared to click that shit
            I saw the words "gay" "over 18" and "bareback". No way I'll click that.
            Someone do r3v a favor and fall on the grenade for us.

            SC*AR

            Originally posted by JamesE30
            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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            • OOMPH!
              No R3VLimiter
              • Oct 2003
              • 3487

              #66
              Originally posted by ACMF74
              Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

              Both result in death.
              Ahahaha probably true

              SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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              • Alkasquawlik
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2008
                • 4557

                #67
                Originally posted by ACMF74
                found this in the "funny" section

                There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
                balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

                In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

                GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
                your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
                or are you flying somewhere?'

                BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
                perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
                having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

                I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

                Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

                Both result in death.
                Good shit
                I giggled.

                SC*AR

                Originally posted by JamesE30
                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                • OOMPH!
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 3487

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                  I saw the words "gay" "over 18" and "bareback". No way I'll click that.
                  Someone do r3v a favor and fall on the grenade for us.
                  lol yeah fuck that! I saw that shit too and clicked the "x" box in record time....

                  Charlie already knows whats inside....???

                  SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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                  • sam3
                    Wrencher
                    • May 2007
                    • 206

                    #69
                    I hadn't logged onto this site in months, I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It is truly over!

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                    • Alkasquawlik
                      R3V Elite
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 4557

                      #70
                      Charlie would be the last person I would've guessed to go through websites like that haha

                      SC*AR

                      Originally posted by JamesE30
                      And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                      • snitzer
                        Advanced Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 137

                        #71
                        i'm feeling rather svelt now....

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                        • OOMPH!
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 3487

                          #72
                          The next noob that posts in this thread must click the link and jump on this grenade lol

                          OR

                          They get banned of course lol

                          SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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                          • Alkasquawlik
                            R3V Elite
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 4557

                            #73
                            Originally posted by OOMPH!
                            The next noob that posts in this thread must click the link and jump on this grenade lol

                            OR

                            They get banned of course lol
                            lawl

                            BAREBACK OR BAN! :hitler:

                            SC*AR

                            Originally posted by JamesE30
                            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                            • jflip2002
                              R3V Elite
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4377

                              #74
                              Originally posted by Charlie
                              You think that site's bad?



                              It can get much, much worse.

                              -Charlie
                              LMAO this came up on the next page



                              They said what I was thinking....
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                              • Charlie
                                kid tested, administrator approved
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 6686

                                #75
                                What fun is it if you can't pull a pin every now and then?

                                -Charlie
                                Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                                '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                                FYYFF

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