This is whats RIGHT with America

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  • Collin
    E30 Mastermind
    • Aug 2008
    • 1736

    #1

    This is whats RIGHT with America

    Dear Patriots,

    List here what you love about our country! It can be anything you like about our totally fucking awesome land.


    1) I can say whatever the fuck I want
    2) Tastykakes
    3) Fireworks and BBQs
    4) An abundance of all kinds of cool firearms
    5) We invented rock and roll and rap
    6) A-Bombs
    7) We're starting to make some pretty badass cars again (CTS/CTS-V anyone?)
    8 ) We spell color properly
    9) Shake 'n Bake
    10) Wake 'n Bake
    11) American girls
    12) Judd Apatow movies
    13) The BK XT steakhouse burger
    14) We dictate pop culture for the world
    15) Hoagies/Grinders/Subs
    16) Ben Franklin
    17) WWII
    18 ) Squidbillies/King of the Hill
    19) The Xbox 360
    20) Micro-brews
    21) Starbucks
    22) STAR WARS
    23) Check out that landscape
    24) Call of Duty 4
    25) Electric Guitars
    The Keystone Killers

    Originally posted by Cabriolet
    With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.
  • Alkasquawlik
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2008
    • 4557

    #2
    26) Entouarge
    27) Taco Bell Grilled Stuffed Burrito

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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    • OOMPH!
      No R3VLimiter
      • Oct 2003
      • 3487

      #3
      In before the 100th page......




      28 ) Freedom

      SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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      • Spiff325iS
        E30 Fanatic
        • Jun 2004
        • 1263

        #4
        29) Our film industry dominates.
        The Red Dragon V.5 1991 318iS / 2013 F800GT

        "You gotta fix the nut behind the wheel before you fix the bolts on the car"

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        • OOMPH!
          No R3VLimiter
          • Oct 2003
          • 3487

          #5
          30) The Jersey Shore

          SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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          • jflip2002
            R3V Elite
            • Sep 2006
            • 4377

            #6
            Originally posted by Spiff325iS
            29) Our film industry dominates.
            31) so does our adult film industry
            Originally posted by blunt
            i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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            • Alkasquawlik
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2008
              • 4557

              #7
              32) Halo
              33) In n Out Double Doubles (suck my dick east coast)

              SC*AR

              Originally posted by JamesE30
              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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              • OOMPH!
                No R3VLimiter
                • Oct 2003
                • 3487

                #8
                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                32) Halo
                33) In n Out Double Doubles (suck my dick east coast)
                WAWA owns you!!!

                SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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                • Julien
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 7471

                  #9
                  34) obama :-)
                  Build Threads:
                  Pamela/Bella/Betty/325ix/5-Lug Seta/S60R/Miata ITB/Miata Turbo/Miata VVT/951/325xi-6

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                  • Spiff325iS
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1263

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Julien
                    34) obama :-)
                    35) We commission Hollywood movie stars to run our country.
                    The Red Dragon V.5 1991 318iS / 2013 F800GT

                    "You gotta fix the nut behind the wheel before you fix the bolts on the car"

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                    • Mde36
                      E30 Addict
                      • May 2009
                      • 509

                      #11
                      WOOO WAWA!!!!!......

                      White Castle as well

                      Powered By Ford

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                      • Collin
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 1736

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Spiff325iS
                        35) We commission Hollywood movie stars to run our country.
                        36) Reagen
                        The Keystone Killers

                        Originally posted by Cabriolet
                        With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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                        • Alkasquawlik
                          R3V Elite
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 4557

                          #13
                          Originally posted by OOMPH!
                          WAWA owns you!!!
                          not a chance. you must have never experienced the explicit goodness that is In n Out

                          Originally posted by Julien
                          34) obama :-)
                          no

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                          • OOMPH!
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 3487

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                            not a chance. you must have never experienced the explicit goodness that is In n Out
                            I haven't, someday I will...

                            SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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                            • RainierHooker
                              R3VLimited
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 2026

                              #15
                              36 ) the AR-15
                              37 ) the M1911
                              38 ) the M1 Garand
                              39 ) We can own numbers 36-38 (for now)

                              1984 Hennarot 325e - 1990 Brillantrot M3 - 1938 Buick Special Business Coupe

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