Religous Loonies

[Alkasquawlik]

I am Christian myself, but this pisses me off.
These people give the whole religion/Christianity thing a bad name. I cannot believe people actually think like this.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460

[thearkitekt]

dude what...the...fuck....is....that....

[Tavern Gnome]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[OOMPH!]

WOW talk about fucking retards. Who brainwashed those zombies????

[Turf1600]

It's a satirical forum...

[Aptyp]

hilarious

Canadistan
NSX = Molestation-Mobile = "inna-sex" is actually Negrid slang for "inter-anal sex"
NSX was a homosexual boy band
Pedophilic Cattlick Church
What do you get when you combine an MX-5 with an NSX? an MSN-X5.
we need this one on r3v
Chink/Microsoft waffle/German car

Q.: "What do you call a black guy being chased by 21 white guys"
A.: "Formula I"

Homeschooling is the answer.

[ACMF74]

:dot:

[Charlie]

It's a satirical forum...

Thank you..

Jesus, that site is almost as old as the Onion...and just as legit.

-Charlie

[Erik]

dude what...the...fuck....is....that....

I'm with him on this one, how can there even be a forum like that?! Those people are disgusting.

LOL just read the Wiki site. I still think it's ridiculous. Most people say there is usually some truth to the sarcasm that comes out of some people...

[pawi30]

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ), All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )

these people blow my mind

[wildstoats]

That thread is solid gold!

[wildstoats]

Thank you..

Jesus, that site is almost as old as the Onion...and just as legit.

-Charlie

This. Just reposting so it sinks in.

[Alkasquawlik]

good to know it's a joke.
those guys have a ton of time on their hands though, even more than us lol

[sector6]

Religion is the #1 cause of so many wars and problems in the world. Personally, I don't need to believe in anyone but myself. Makes me wonder about the mental integrity of these people. I try and stay away from it all. JMHO

[pawi30]

im on page 5, and it appears that some honda people got a hold of this thread and are retaliating... hahaha this is great