This weekend was fucking amazing...I'm just drunk and feel like sharing, sorry :p
Friday: Went to a club in downtown Seattle and ended up spending the entire night with 9 chicks from a bachelorette party. Had a nice night with 1 in particular.
Saturday: Seafair. Beer, beer and more beer. Lots of sun, blue angels, boat races. No women really. Sad. Got cock blocked by a fat lesbian beeeeitch.
Sunday: Floated down the river with a bunch of friends, met a cool chick, spent most of the day sharing the tube with her. Took her home. She loved the e30, which was a first. Turns out a beer bong is a great way to meet people on the river. Drank lots of beer.
Monday: Floated again, met a WAY hot chick who ended up on my lap in my tube for 3 hours topless. Well she was topless most of the day, only in my lap for that bit of it. Drank a shit load of beer (more than the rest of the days combined), ended up back at her place and in a hot tub. Beer bong is king, once again.
So, now I'm exhausted...tired, sunburned and content...and really don't want to work tomorrow. :roll:
Friday: Went to a club in downtown Seattle and ended up spending the entire night with 9 chicks from a bachelorette party. Had a nice night with 1 in particular.
Saturday: Seafair. Beer, beer and more beer. Lots of sun, blue angels, boat races. No women really. Sad. Got cock blocked by a fat lesbian beeeeitch.
Sunday: Floated down the river with a bunch of friends, met a cool chick, spent most of the day sharing the tube with her. Took her home. She loved the e30, which was a first. Turns out a beer bong is a great way to meet people on the river. Drank lots of beer.
Monday: Floated again, met a WAY hot chick who ended up on my lap in my tube for 3 hours topless. Well she was topless most of the day, only in my lap for that bit of it. Drank a shit load of beer (more than the rest of the days combined), ended up back at her place and in a hot tub. Beer bong is king, once again.
So, now I'm exhausted...tired, sunburned and content...and really don't want to work tomorrow. :roll:
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