Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[shiboujin]

731 414 6426. we should all text it asking if we can tap it <_<

[ieatpeople]

lol at brody.

[TexasTerp]

Long day after opening night of Barber of Seville. The cast went out to eat afterward and my girl and I drove separately, she's the ASM for the show. Here's the text after the restaurant:

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: I told you I'm horny as fuck where are you?
Me: I have to wait for the bill to clear then drop kate off at her house then I'll be over.
Her: k, hurry up.

.....

Me: Just dropped kate off.
Her: I'm tired, I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
Me: WTF?
Her: We're going hiking at 11 right?
Me: yeah, so I can't tap that?
Her: Yay! I'll see you tomorrow! Xoxo
Me: So can I tap that? ;P
Her: Don't be teasing me with that tongue
Me: You're the one who decided to go to sleep :P
Her: Bleh, let's do it tomorrow.
Me: Vibrator beat me to it didn't it?

(no response since)

Then again I'm tired and my thighs hurt like hell from my 15 mile hike today and the opera, had to check out the area so I can take her for a picnic tomorrow. On the bright side...I'm thinking sex in the woods........hell yeah!!

[spooledtt]

Hey this is pretty fun

Me: Can i tap that???
Her: No
Me: Why not?
Her: Wait what do you want?
Me: Your dumber than a sack of rocks
Her: Iz kno i am, saaree im juzt reetawded
Her: So what did you want : )
Me: Nevermind,your stupidity is probably contageous :/

[turbo325i]

Me: Can I tap that?
G/f: Huh?
Me: Can I tap that?
G/F: Im not a sex object you know!
Me: I know, I know... so can I tap that?
G/F: No
Me: why not??? come on I just wanna tap that.
G/F: Don't be a pig!
Me: So... Is that a yes...?
G/F: Im done talking to you

You know your a loser when your girlfriend denies the tap...

No but seriously I took her to funny people and then later on... She was just playin hard to get...

[tg318is]

ohhh you read those last ones from the bottom up.. i was heaps confused for a bit there

[scabzzzz]

hahaha
i got all my friends playin this. its been quite entertaining.
heres some highlights.
ive actually gotten laid by this, and lost some friends. lulz

[CJ7]

Me: can I tap it?
G/F: huh?
Me: can I tap that?
G/F: maybe
Me: ... maybe eh?
G/F: ya

...

[ragged325]

[BustaRhymes325i]

me: hey baby lemmie tap that ass
her: who dis is?
me:rayquon, we met at your uncles bbq, i had 8th grade science with your cousin
her:word?
me:ima tap that ass
her: k


j'yeah

[SoopaGhetto]

this is sad you faggets cant even pick up your own girlfriends

i wonder who says yes to "hot karl..." ??

you should post up your convo? oh, wait, heres how it would go:

HKM: can i tap that?
BF: actually its my turn to tap that!
HKM: huh?
BF: its my turn to stick it in your butt
BF: with no lube
BF: ??
HKM: ok fine! as long as i can shit on your chest!
BF: no

damn, not even you can succeed

[Wh33lhop]

this is sad you faggets cant even pick up your own girlfriends

If you can't even spell "waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles," just don't use the word.

[hot karl marx]

this is sad you faggets cant even pick up your own girlfriends

[SoopaGhetto]

the gf

me: can i tap that?
her: no

based on actual events

:(

[GOOBER]

the gf

me: can i tap that?
her: no

based on actual events