Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[wildstoats]

7. this girl was a kick, met her on myspace..
me can i tap that?
her tap what and what was the pic you sent me?
me can i tap that? i didn't send you a pic..
her oh it shows you did.
me so can i tap that.?
her tap what?
me that?
her you mean me?
me yes......
her well in order for you to do that we have to hang out right?Aly<3 ;)
me yea so when, and we will fuck right?
her well idk im still a virgin remember, and i don't really do stuff, we can see where it leads though..
me so can i tittie fuck you then?
her lol maybe depends on how we get along n stuff ya know?
me yea i know my dick will say it all
her haha we shall see..lol

SCORE!

That is not a score. That is the precursor to you waking up in a bathtub full of ice sans kidney. :p

[Alkasquawlik]

what the fuck.
do you guys have some sort of swinger bisexual orgy deal going on?

[ShesRockinAdurty30]

<---- I'd hit it :)

He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.

:o

[OOMPH!]

Being the thread founder I tried to contribute last night and failed lol. Texted a girl I went on one date with, two years ago

Me: When am I going to tap that?
Her: Excuse me??
Me: Which part of "tap" don't u understand?


No response lol........FAIL.........will try again shortly.....tailgating the Phils game ftw

[5KWattson]

im guna see if i can ruin any friendships i have nothing better to do anyways

[TexasTerp]

Loving this thread!!! I've got sometime tomorrow and didn't get to see my girl today, I'll definitely be texting this tomorrow!

[lylefk]

It's funny...this really demonstrates the law of averages...ask enough of them and you'll get a yes.

[e30maniac]

1.
me can i tap that?
her what?
me that?
her bah.no. bf sorry
me no response


2.
me can i tap that?
her r u serious?
me yea can i?
her wow your serious...lol i haven't seen you in a year..
me so...can i...?
her can we hang out first instead?
me yes or no?
her no tapping it, yes hanging..
me ok!

score in a couple of days maybe?

3.
can i tap that?
her- yea the (her bf name) gets to sautamize you.
me no response lol

4.
can i tap that?
her yeah
me sweet after work?
her wait tap what?
me that...
her i dont know. can u?
me of course i can...after work?
her i dont even know what your talking about..
me can i tap that mean can i fuck you...i'll be over after work
her lol no, whatcha doing, you never come visit me at work=(
me idk...then it countinued just talking


5
me can i tap that?
her what?
me can i tap that?
her huh?
me can i tap that...
her what? what does that mean?
me can we fuck?
her why you aking that? its a joke?
me no..can we fuck? answer the question
her i'm not going to have one for you i feel like its a joke.
me it not a joke i want to bust a couple of nuts.
her why the fuck would you ask me that
her what kind of girl do you think i am?
me hey know alot of girls that like to fuck!
her dont talk to me right now. thanks
me ok...so is that a no? or are you getting ready?
no response for hrs..
her then i don't care that you would ask me that but it was rude the way you asked...
me ok, next time i'll be romantic..
then we started talking

score!

6.
me can i tap that?
her what?
me can i tap that?
her tap what?
me can i fuck you!(getting tired of girls not having common sense)
her what?
her no. i dont get you...
me so we cant?
her youre not sreious...
me why wouldn't i be?
her umm bc im with (bf name)
me thats the only reason sweet...
her your not reeally asking right? you know im still with (bf name)
me well yeah i would, wouldn't have asked..
her oh..well thanks for the compliment..
me your welcome you can thank me in another way when you break up
her haha..ok whatever

score later maybe..

7. this girl was a kick, met her on myspace..
me can i tap that?
her tap what and what was the pic you sent me?
me can i tap that? i didn't send you a pic..
her oh it shows you did.
me so can i tap that.?
her tap what?
me that?
her you mean me?
me yes......
her well in order for you to do that we have to hang out right?Aly<3 ;)
me yea so when, and we will fuck right?
her well idk im still a virgin remember, and i don't really do stuff, we can see where it leads though..
me so can i tittie fuck you then?
her lol maybe depends on how we get along n stuff ya know?
me yea i know my dick will say it all
her haha we shall see..lol

SCORE!

8. one of the ex's
me can i tap that?
her who is this
me shawn..
her oh hey, what?
me can i tap that?
her i dont know what you are talking about...
me look i know we haven't talked in a long time but can we fuck?
her fuck off! i hate you, after our break up you stopped talking to me..and now this fuck you

FAIL!!!!:rofl:

lmao
this was a fun time lol i say try it...

[lylefk]

Why is that your first post...

:loco:

It doesn't even make any goddamn sense.

[foodlovesme]

So I joined so I could respond

I'm a girl btw

Best Friend (Girl): Are you drunk? (sent her the link to the thread)

him:Tap What?
me:You know, it!
him: Who's it are u tapping?
me: Yours, obviously
him: I am I'm Ann Arbor and don't h have a boy to do that with?
me: that... wasn't a real sentence
me: You also didn't answer
him: I am in Ann Arbor and I thought u have a boy to do that with?

Boyfriend: In you where here.
Me: where here what?
Boyfriend: Were here.
me: Yay! Would if I could!

[Atreus]

Me: hey whatsup
her: hey baby
Me: I gotta question for you
her: What?
Me: Can i tap that?
her: Tap what?
Me: That.
her: Fuck yeah!



score.

[lylefk]

thread was going downhill until page 8...funny

[DatUtahGuy]

I did a couple.

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: You know...
Her: Me?
Me: Yes...
Her: Nope
Me: Good, you're fat anyways.

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Yep

Fat jokes FTW, specially how it gets women all offended, is "cute"

[E30_pilot]

Jus now with my gf

me: honeeey...can i ask you a question?
Her: yes
(before i can text back she calls me)
Me:Hi
Her: Hi, so what did you want to ask?
Me:..uhhh well i wanted to text you it.
Her: WHat? jus ask me now.
Me: uh no its gonna ruin the...uh nevermind..Can i tap that?
Her:yea.
Me:sweeet.
Her: uh thats something weird to ask
ME: yea...u you ruin it cuz im reading on this one forum and everyone is textin girls and gf and posting it but yea. see you tonite.
Her: oh. yea i guess i ruin the fun. Ok
Me: I'm still gonna post it.
that

[Raxe]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: wat
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: wat
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: wat
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: wat

I can see this is going places.