Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[DatUtahGuy]

lol at this thread

I should try that with my friend's mom, she is a milf but cool as fuck :D

[jflip2002]

Current GF v.s Ex:

Current:
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Excuse Me?
Me: You heard me.
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Why are you doing this?
Me: I just want to know when I can tap that.
C: Y?
Me: Because I want it, so can I tap that?
C: I'll see you at home.
Me: So I can tap that?
(no reply after that, and no I didn't )

Ex:
Me: I know its been a while, but can I tap that?
L: You havn't talked to me for 2 years.
Me: So, can I tap that?
L: Fuck off!
Me: You want to do that together?
L: Why are you doing this? You have a GF
Me: So?, I want to tap THAT.
L: When?
Me: Right now! I want to tear that thing up.
L: OK, I'm board anyway.
Me: So I can tap that?
L: Yeah come on over ;)
Me: Nah, I'm cool.
L: Asshole!!!

:drink:

Pics of the Ex.

[Radimir Shittskova]

who the fuck tap this?

[DEV0 E30]

Let's just say texting it is probably funnier than anything else - especially if they seriously considered it and then you told them you were kidding....

Post or it didn't happen.

Holy shit dude are you dating my ex ?? :p
She has raped me, she used to drink all my beer, she is addicted to coke and most certainly is craaazy.
I was just lucky enough to get away before she could kill me.

Asian?

The one in question isn't as bad as some past ones, what is it with small asians though? I've found the 1% through my lifetime that actually can drink. Like out drink guys. That's not right.

a good one from another board:

Ummm, yeah.... So I tried the live version while I was out Saturday night and... well, it didn't exactly go so smoothly. I had to have a few drinks in me to pull it off but here’s how they went (from what I can remember). I tried about 8 times, but only 3 actually responded back, the other 5 just ignored me after I ask “Can I tap that”.

Great stuff, but to be honest the 1/3 so drunk they'll bang anything doesn't surprise me. Your friend's dialogue with her was top notch though.

[Turf1600]

story time.

Let's just say texting it is probably funnier than anything else - especially if they seriously considered it and then you told them you were kidding....

[delatlanta1281]

story time.

I am thinking he texted a certain someone in Texas with a body kit.

[FredK]

FYI don't do this to someone you don't know very well. I did and it got ugly.

story time.

[Nonspec325]

Current GF v.s Ex:

Current:
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Excuse Me?
Me: You heard me.
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Why are you doing this?
Me: I just want to know when I can tap that.
C: Y?
Me: Because I want it, so can I tap that?
C: I'll see you at home.
Me: So I can tap that?
(no reply after that, and no I didn't )

Ex:
Me: I know its been a while, but can I tap that?
L: You havn't talked to me for 2 years.
Me: So, can I tap that?
L: Fuck off!
Me: You want to do that together?
L: Why are you doing this? You have a GF
Me: So?, I want to tap THAT.
L: When?
Me: Right now! I want to tear that thing up.
L: OK, I'm board anyway.
Me: So I can tap that?
L: Yeah come on over ;)
Me: Nah, I'm cool.
L: Asshole!!!

:drink:

[Turf1600]

FYI don't do this to someone you don't know very well. I did and it got ugly.

[e30maniac]

lmao im waiting till morning to text it...

[TexasTerp]

her: baaaaaaaaaaaa!


I love goat assholes

fixed

[e30slut]

her: moooooo!


assholes

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

eh I tried

[Designateddrunkdrivr]

ich bin sluts

ich liebe nutte check the spelling but its means whore

[emoshun]

^ LOL at all 3!!

They all need teh penor, cept maybe the sweaty roman nose!