Me: Can I tap that?
Her: (New boyfriend calls)
Me: (Lots of laughing)
Fuck.
Her: (New boyfriend calls)
Me: (Lots of laughing)
Fuck.
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or my buddy might be like WTF DAWG! YO I RACE YA WITH MY 370Z FOR PINKS BITCH!!Originally posted by jflip2002 View Post
I should totally do eeetYoutube channel is up!-->According2Valentine
Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30Originally posted by J3M93Comment
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on a side note...
getting wasted yesterday with Joey Link and Ken Copperwheat, they grab my phone and text every single girl in it 'Wanna party? I'm dtf.' Got a few hits :)
Then they start making calls.
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Thats so stupid.... but funny lol.Originally posted by bluntComment
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me: can i tap that?
her:why do you ask lol of course ima say yes lol
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Me: Can I tap that?
Her: ..me?
Me: I'm gonna make that ass clap like a live studio audience
No response..."We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."Comment
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I like that one.Originally posted by Turf1600 View Post
Gentleman we basically have our own feed of man-only textsfromlastnight.com in this thread.
Job well done.
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(847): john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
(904): i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.Comment
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Local club promoter girl, don't know her too much so I decided to try my luck
Me: what's up girl?, can I tap it
Her: who the f$%() is this
Me: you know, why don't you let me guide my rod all up in there
Her: fuck you, I'm calling the cops you perv.
Me: hold up, I'm just fucking with you....lol
Her: oh, you idiot!
Me: but for reals, let me tap that.
Her: are you sure?
Me: fuck yeah!
Her: .............
Me: flake
Her: no response
Me: hello
Her: ok I'm down but you have to use protection
Me: :)
Her: why didn't you just do it instead of asking!
I'm like WTF?, she showed absolutely no interest in me for months..........
Bitches, who knew@IRON-E30 aka Edwin:DComment
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This thread is worthless without pics.Comment
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I would only request pix of girls that give the green light...fair nuff.Comment
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rofflepants!Originally posted by Nonspec325 View PostCurrent GF v.s Ex:
Current:
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Excuse Me?
Me: You heard me.
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Why are you doing this?
Me: I just want to know when I can tap that.
C: Y?
Me: Because I want it, so can I tap that?
C: I'll see you at home.
Me: So I can tap that?
(no reply after that, and no I didn't
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Ex:
Me: I know its been a while, but can I tap that?
L: You havn't talked to me for 2 years.
Me: So, can I tap that?
L: Fuck off!
Me: You want to do that together?
L: Why are you doing this? You have a GF
Me: So?, I want to tap THAT.
L: When?
Me: Right now! I want to tear that thing up.
L: OK, I'm board anyway.
Me: So I can tap that?
L: Yeah come on over ;)
Me: Nah, I'm cool.
L: Asshole!!!
:drink:Last edited by MIKe30; 08-07-2009, 12:08 PM.
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Originally posted by lov-e30 View Post LOLz best part is when you got scared when she mentioned cops
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