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    It's funny how only about 1 out of 20 women have a sense of humor and 8/10 think you're cheating when you text asking to have sex.
    This is actually a sociological survey.
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      its a pic of her phone you fucks, i have a samsung moment. hate iphones....
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        Great friend off of XBL

        Me: Can I tap that?

        Her: what?

        Me: Can I tap that?

        Her: o_O

        Me: So is that a yes?

        Her: no
        Her: o_O

        Me: No to me tapping that?

        her: yes

        Her: yes thats a no
        Her: lol

        Me: Are you sure?
        Me: What about after crackdown?

        her: im not playing crackdown

        Me: So
        Me: can I tap it then?

        Her: no

        Me: Why not?

        Her: why so?

        Me: Because...
        Me: Me so HORNY

        Her: me love you long time

        Me: Is that a yes?
        Me: ;-)

        Her: no lol

        Me: How do I then?

        Her: how do you what?

        Me: Get to tap that?

        Her: you dont
        Her: o_O

        Me: Why?
        Me: ...

        Her: why so?

        Me: BECAUSE
        Me: ME SO HORNY

        Her: I'm not a dog toy.. go hump your bed instead ^^

        Me: Already did, what about now?

        (Then we talked about how lame Halo Reach is going to be)
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          ^that never happened
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            Originally posted by chadthestampede View Post
            ^that never happened
            It was on AIM, and she is my double team partner in Halo 3.

            You are a moron :)
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              after that conversation you are gonna call someone else a moron?

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                Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                after that conversation you are gonna call someone else a moron?
                I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

                Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.
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                  Originally posted by E30 F34R View Post
                  I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

                  Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.
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                  This is the internet. Just make something up.

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                    Originally posted by E30 F34R View Post
                    Her: o_O
                    Her: o_O
                    Her: o_O
                    Her: ^^
                    Your friend is either a 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl or MikeK.
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                      Originally posted by E30 F34R View Post
                      I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

                      Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.
                      Jesus fuck, it was a joke...ya fucking moron

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                          This isn't very fun..

                          Me: Can I tap that...?
                          wife:

                          Me: can I tap that...?
                          wife:

                          Me: can I tap that...?
                          wife:

                          this sucks...!
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                            Originally posted by Optimator View Post
                            Your friend is either a 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl or MikeK.
                            24 and she expresses herself all too well through AIM. She does lots of them...
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                              lots of 14 y/o japanese school girls?
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                                ME: Can I tap that?
                                GF: By that, do you mean my ass?
                                ME: You could say that.

                                15 minute pause in which I ignored her phone call so I could finish the experiment...

                                ME: I'll take your lack of response to mean that you're trying to figure out a way to say, "Yes! I can't wait."
                                ME: Sooo?
                                ME: Can I tap that?
                                GF: Maybe ;-)
                                ME: Well then "maybe" I'll mow your grass and "maybe" I'll tickle your back tonight."
                                GF: OOOoooooh, I like the sound of that!
                                ME: How did I know that would work?
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