Deal or no deal auditions!!!

[richardkeith97]

Has anyone ever done ths b4. Ive been in line 4 5 hours and have atleast 2 left. I hafta stand in front of judges and have 30 seconds to tell them somethng about myself 2 make me stand apart from the others. Then they tell u 2 come bak 2morow if u impress them! I have no idea wut im doing yet!!??

[hank_bukowski]

ya mang i wated in line 4 like 18 hrs an they woodnt let me try out. i was so pump't cuz i foun some baller rimz for mah ride taht i need moneys for. i hope ur dresst rite cuz they acted liek i werent god enuf 4 dem or sumthin. iono but u seem liek u dress getto so u prob out o luck. i wuz wearing real tite jeans that outline my junk. it look like i had 2 coke cans in my crotch.

[Alkasquawlik]

no one gives a fuck.
you won't get picked, you are wasting your time.

[PootieTang]

just do some coke and act crazy. that's how all the contestants are on that show

[Wh33lhop]

They probably figured you wrote like a 12 year old with down's syndrome and decided to pass.

97 = the year you were born amirite?

[Thehemiman]

Hey dude I sent you a pm back but you never responded. You know that thing up in the upper right hand corner that probably says "1 unread message" ? You should click on that when you're not too busy...