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  • Rumple Foreskin
    Banned
    • Aug 2009
    • 71
    #16
    Originally posted by franko2490
    i know ... do you know the rumplestinkin story ???
    i know, it was that one time when i blew my load all over your face then shit on your grill too. it stunk bad but you were down for it.

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      • Optimator
        E30 Fanatic
        • Aug 2008
        • 1396
        #17
        Originally posted by Turf1600
        Do you know what foreskin is?
        Of course. 99% of euros are uncut.
        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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          • franko2490
            E30 Addict
            • Feb 2008
            • 501
            #18
            hey rumple fuckface . I bet you are a lonely person . When you were small all the kids were mocking you because you are so fucking stupid that you can't be observed if you don't talk shit about others . I bet you are still a virgin and your right hand is your best friend right ?


            Originally posted by E30_fiend
            Simply sexy.
            Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
            man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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              • Rumple Foreskin
                Banned
                • Aug 2009
                • 71
                #19
                Originally posted by franko2490
                hey rumple fuckface . I bet you are a lonely person . When you were small all the kids were mocking you because you are so fucking stupid that you can't be observed if you don't talk shit about others . I bet you are still a virgin and your right hand is your best friend right ?
                listen pinko commie fuck, go back to katmandu or wherever the fuck it is that you live your pathetic existence. im here to talk about cars and you are disturbing my time here on r3v. you inconsiderate piece of trailer trash.

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                  • franko2490
                    E30 Addict
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 501
                    #20
                    you ? cars ? . What car do you have ? A truck ?


                    Originally posted by E30_fiend
                    Simply sexy.
                    Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                    man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                      • thearkitekt
                        E30 Addict
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 435
                        #21
                        dude hes from texas, theyre all fucked up and half retarded there. comes from breeding with the local cactus
                        Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so.

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                          • franko2490
                            E30 Addict
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 501
                            #22
                            the cactus should be ashamed !!! He attained the lowest level ever known


                            Originally posted by E30_fiend
                            Simply sexy.
                            Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                            man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                              • Turf1600
                                R3V OG
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 9815
                                #23
                                Does trailer trash exist in europe?
                                "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                  • Turf1600
                                    R3V OG
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 9815
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by thearkitekt
                                    dude hes from texas, theyre all fucked up and half retarded there. comes from breeding with the local cactus
                                    Watch it buddy.We execute the retardeds here. And the queers.
                                    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                      • franko2490
                                        E30 Addict
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 501
                                        #25
                                        bad post


                                        Originally posted by E30_fiend
                                        Simply sexy.
                                        Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                                        man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                                          • thearkitekt
                                            E30 Addict
                                            • Feb 2009
                                            • 435
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Turf1600
                                            Watch it buddy.We execute the retardeds here. And the queers.
                                            haha, ok maybe not ALL people from texas. its like saying all people from san fran are gay...
                                            Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so.

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                                              • franko2490
                                                E30 Addict
                                                • Feb 2008
                                                • 501
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Turf1600
                                                Does trailer trash exist in europe?
                                                no


                                                Originally posted by E30_fiend
                                                Simply sexy.
                                                Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                                                man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                                                  • Optimator
                                                    E30 Fanatic
                                                    • Aug 2008
                                                    • 1396
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by thearkitekt
                                                    dude hes from texas, theyre all fucked up and half retarded there. comes from breeding with the local cactus
                                                    Yep. For full retard, you'd have to get on an airplane and travel 1300 miles to NW Ohio.
                                                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                                    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                                    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                                                      • franko2490
                                                        E30 Addict
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 501
                                                        #29
                                                        rumple skin , I found you :

                                                        Rumple Foreskin

                                                        n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.
                                                        "Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"


                                                        Originally posted by E30_fiend
                                                        Simply sexy.
                                                        Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                                                        man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                                                          • hank_bukowski
                                                            Advanced Member
                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 192
                                                            #30
                                                            hay op u spellt hemorrhoids wrong
                                                            85 318is \\\M

                                                            up date mods:

                                                            roundel subscription
                                                            mega time attack bottlecaps
                                                            extra cut springs
                                                            wiper blade delete
                                                            racing slick tires
                                                            nite-shadez headlights tail lightsmand windows

                                                            xtra mods:
                                                            cut belt
                                                            sanded spark plug
                                                            air filler delete
                                                            even more cut springs
                                                            broken ac delete

                                                            more:
                                                            more cut belt

                                                            bettered:

                                                            crome fender trim
                                                            crome spray nozzle
                                                            cut off exhost
                                                            body color grillz
                                                            ran bumbers n2 wall
                                                            blue under body lites
                                                            neon wheel wells an calipurs
                                                            new:
                                                            eyebrow
                                                            black gills
                                                            more head lites

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