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    #16
    Originally posted by franko2490 View Post
    i know ... do you know the rumplestinkin story ???
    i know, it was that one time when i blew my load all over your face then shit on your grill too. it stunk bad but you were down for it.

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      #17
      Originally posted by Turf1600 View Post
      Do you know what foreskin is?
      Of course. 99% of euros are uncut.
      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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        #18
        hey rumple fuckface . I bet you are a lonely person . When you were small all the kids were mocking you because you are so fucking stupid that you can't be observed if you don't talk shit about others . I bet you are still a virgin and your right hand is your best friend right ?


        Originally posted by E30_fiend
        Simply sexy.
        Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
        man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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          #19
          Originally posted by franko2490 View Post
          hey rumple fuckface . I bet you are a lonely person . When you were small all the kids were mocking you because you are so fucking stupid that you can't be observed if you don't talk shit about others . I bet you are still a virgin and your right hand is your best friend right ?
          listen pinko commie fuck, go back to katmandu or wherever the fuck it is that you live your pathetic existence. im here to talk about cars and you are disturbing my time here on r3v. you inconsiderate piece of trailer trash.

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            #20
            you ? cars ? . What car do you have ? A truck ?


            Originally posted by E30_fiend
            Simply sexy.
            Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
            man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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              #21
              dude hes from texas, theyre all fucked up and half retarded there. comes from breeding with the local cactus
              Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so.

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                #22
                the cactus should be ashamed !!! He attained the lowest level ever known


                Originally posted by E30_fiend
                Simply sexy.
                Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                  #23
                  Does trailer trash exist in europe?
                  "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by thearkitekt View Post
                    dude hes from texas, theyre all fucked up and half retarded there. comes from breeding with the local cactus
                    Watch it buddy.We execute the retardeds here. And the queers.
                    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                      #25
                      bad post


                      Originally posted by E30_fiend
                      Simply sexy.
                      Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                      man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Turf1600 View Post
                        Watch it buddy.We execute the retardeds here. And the queers.
                        haha, ok maybe not ALL people from texas. its like saying all people from san fran are gay...
                        Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Turf1600 View Post
                          Does trailer trash exist in europe?
                          no


                          Originally posted by E30_fiend
                          Simply sexy.
                          Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                          man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by thearkitekt View Post
                            dude hes from texas, theyre all fucked up and half retarded there. comes from breeding with the local cactus
                            Yep. For full retard, you'd have to get on an airplane and travel 1300 miles to NW Ohio.
                            -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                            Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                            Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                              #29
                              rumple skin , I found you :

                              Rumple Foreskin

                              n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.
                              "Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"


                              Originally posted by E30_fiend
                              Simply sexy.
                              Originally posted by PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                              man... I took my little E30 outside for a ride, now 5sp.... there is no other car like E30... PERIOD. Don't know how to explain, but driving E30 is like having sex with a girl of your dreams, but the girl is a bit inexperienced, so you have to show her what to do and she will do it beautifully! ohhh man... after I got the 5sp tranny in it, it is all new love all over again! :)))

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                                #30
                                hay op u spellt hemorrhoids wrong
                                85 318is \\\M

                                up date mods:

                                roundel subscription
                                mega time attack bottlecaps
                                extra cut springs
                                wiper blade delete
                                racing slick tires
                                nite-shadez headlights tail lightsmand windows

                                xtra mods:
                                cut belt
                                sanded spark plug
                                air filler delete
                                even more cut springs
                                broken ac delete

                                more:
                                more cut belt

                                bettered:

                                crome fender trim
                                crome spray nozzle
                                cut off exhost
                                body color grillz
                                ran bumbers n2 wall
                                blue under body lites
                                neon wheel wells an calipurs
                                new:
                                eyebrow
                                black gills
                                more head lites

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