How to have sex with a "girl friend"

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  • newman
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Mar 2007
    • 1159
    #46
    I dig the trucker's delight avatars...

    1987 325is: 495whp/400ft-lb
    UPDATED 03/12/10!: RB26DETT Swapped E30

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      • Erick
        Official R3V Drifter
        • Oct 2003
        • 11169
        #47
        Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
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        Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
        ...one of the most hardcore E30's around. :D

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          • e30trooper
            R3V OG
            • Mar 2009
            • 11576
            #48
            Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
            lmfao!

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              • E30 Cabrio
                E30 Mastermind
                • Oct 2006
                • 1954
                #49
                Has this been field tested?

                Seriously, the best way to get out of the "Friend Zone" is not to get into it in the first place.

                If you're not tapping that ass, you're nothing more to her than a girlfriend who pisses while standing up.
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                1988 5 spd.Cabrio/Lachs Silber/Black Leather/123k/Dealer Serviced & Maintained by both PO's
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                Previous E30: 1986 5 spd. 325es/Delphin Gray/Black Leather/191k








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                  • Tree18is
                    R3VLimited
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2703
                    #50
                    Originally posted by massive lee
                    you make things so complicated. Just say: "can i tap it?"
                    ha! Yeoah!

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                      • MFreak89
                        Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 85
                        #51
                        sounds like a waste of time.

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                          • pbr87
                            E30 Modder
                            • May 2008
                            • 853
                            #52
                            Originally posted by lowlightbw
                            this works.
                            True story.

                            I did this just last week..........twice!
                            Originally posted by accident
                            I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                            Discuss.
                            Originally posted by kronus
                            It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
                            1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
                            1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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                              • SamE30e
                                R3V Elite
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 4319
                                #53
                                Originally posted by newman
                                Haha. If you wrote this, awesome.

                                If it's a copy/paste... weak.
                                It's a copy and paste, I've seen it on a couple forums now.
                                1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                                  • 5KWattson
                                    E30 Modder
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 809
                                    #54
                                    Originally posted by monticello
                                    or you could skip all of the bullshit and slip her a roofie.

                                    why do they call them roofies? you always end up on the floor...?
                                    "God created turbo lag to give V8's a chance" Taylor D.

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                                      • SamE30e
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 4319
                                        #55


                                        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                                          • Mossman
                                            E30 Mastermind
                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 1961
                                            #56
                                            the beauty of this plan is that you can do it to like 7 chicks over a couple day period, then shave the beard and return to your hobbit lifestyle to turn pale again and chances are 3/7 will come back for seconds

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                                              • Fusion
                                                No R3VLimiter
                                                • Nov 2009
                                                • 3658
                                                #57
                                                Post this on instructables.com NOW!

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                                                  • CorvallisBMW
                                                    Long Schlong Longhammer
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 13039
                                                    #58
                                                    Wow, awesome! I'm laughing so hard right now

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