Michelle Duggar = Vaginal Abyss

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  • Jon325i
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2003
    • 6934

    #1

    Michelle Duggar = Vaginal Abyss

    When will this walking baby vending machine stop having kids? She's 42 and will have baby #19 early next year.



    I guess we can't complain much seeing they aren't seeking gubment handouts (at least that I'm aware of), but you have to wonder what "family life" for all those kids, especially the older ones, is like. They were probably stuck with baby sitting and feeding their younger siblings a lot rather than having more time to just be kids and enjoy those carefree days. There's just no way two parents can handle the needs for everyone all by themselves.

    All the more alarming, the oldest child in the Duggar family is married and expecting their first. I hope they don't try to out-do their parents :???:

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  • kishg
    R3VLimited
    • Sep 2006
    • 2624

    #2
    freaking ridiculous.. i like that twitter comment, her vagina is a clown car lol..
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    • der affe
      Moderator
      Technical
      • Dec 2005
      • 8452

      #3
      wouldn't just be cheaper to get cable for entertainment.

      that has got to be like fucking a moist paper grocery bag by now!

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      • apathy
        Member
        • Aug 2004
        • 54

        #4
        god damn clown car...

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        • BillBrasky
          E30 Mastermind
          • Dec 2008
          • 1641

          #5
          When they're all done, they can just rent it out as a two bedroom apartment. Good ROI.

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          • JasonC
            Site Manager
            • Aug 2006
            • 14451

            #6
            Shes like a Pez dispenser for babies.

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            • BMWtech@mac
              Advanced Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 140

              #7
              This makes me think of the opening of the movie idiocracy...haha
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              • Jand3rson
                Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 37587

                #8

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                • hugh jass
                  R3VLimited
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2220

                  #9
                  read about young earth creationism and quiverfull. that scare me more than her gaping vagina ever would. i hope their kids grow up to form their own beliefs.
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                  • equate975
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 3382

                    #10
                    Originally posted by hugh jass
                    read about young earth creationism and quiverfull. that scare me more than her gaping vagina ever would. i hope their kids grow up to form their own beliefs.
                    Yeah, I have seen the show and thought if I had to live with them, I would probably off myself pretty quick.

                    On a side note, she better be careful bending these days, its probably so loose that if she tries to bend down the fetus will just slip out.
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                    • VacMan
                      R3VLimited
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 2405

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BillBrasky
                      When they're all done, they can just rent it out as a two bedroom apartment. Good ROI.
                      Easily the funniest comment in the thread. Well played, sir.


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                      • SamE30e
                        R3V Elite
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 4319

                        #12
                        You could walk in and out of that thing like it's a 7-11.
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                        • clavinZERO
                          Hella sick E30
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2027

                          #13
                          Gotta be hard on your body being pregnant all the time, like being obese, but only carring the load on the front. Ouch.

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                          • jbsjunk
                            E30 Addict
                            • May 2006
                            • 477

                            #14
                            From the link in the OP's post.........

                            After the next generation of Duggars breeds at this rate, there will be 400 members of the clan (not counting the husbands and wives that married in). The third generation will have 8,000 members, the fourth will have 160,000, and the fifth will have 3.2 million...more than five times the population of Vermont. This would mean...

                            * One in every hundred people in America would be a Duggar.

                            * There would be more Duggars than Latvians.

                            * There would almost be enough Duggars to have one in every square mile of America.

                            * If all the Duggars earned $30,000 annually, they would collect $96 billion a year before taxes, enough to bailout AIG and have enough left to buy Marvel Comics three times over.

                            * If all the Duggars were armed there would be more than enough of them to defeat the North Korean and Russian armies combined.

                            * There would be more Duggars than Muslims in America.

                            * There would be more Duggars than residents of America's 21 least populous states.

                            Of course it would take the Duggar family at least 100-200 years to breed this much, and the number of Muslims, Iowans, and Americans will also grow. These statistics require an amazing amount of hypotheticals, they are just meant to give you an idea of how fast a family can expand when they start having kids young and keep going!

                            Almost mind boggling.

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                            • thearkitekt
                              E30 Addict
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 435

                              #15
                              ^^^ that shit is crazy.

                              as for the clown car, fucking gross.
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