Alkasquawlik, is your school going to show this?

[Optimator]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20090903/pl_ynews/ynews_pl888_1

[blunttech]

if i had school age kids like alkaseltzer i would keep them home that day.

[wildstoats]

Hooray USA ... we're #1:

In an ironic twist, one Missouri school won't be airing the speech because of a lack of funding. Michelle Baumstark, spokeswoman for Columbia public schools, told the Columbia Daily Tribune, "We don’t have the funding or the equipment to support that type of broadcasting.”

[scabzzzz]

Im ashamed to be American sometimes. When I travel, Im not from America.

[Vedubin01]

if i had school age kids like alkaseltzer i would keep them home that day.

This!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaFpfmjo1Lg

[scabzzzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mCDZMWVWuc

[Optimator]

if i had school age kids like alkaseltzer i would keep them home that day.

This!

I wouldn't. Kids are fed a liberal agenda every day in school, unless you're in the Bible Belt. What's one more day?

If Alka Seltzer were my son, I'd debrief him later that day after drama club lets out at 4:30 PM and reinforce the tenets that we hold so dearly. We would then adjourn and eat a cold dinner of lunchmeats, cured black olives, and unleavened bread, followed by a vigorous session of forced calisthenics.

[blunttech]

I wouldn't. Kids are fed a liberal agenda every day in school, unless you're in the Bible Belt. What's one more day?

If Alka Seltzer were my son, I'd debrief him later that day after drama club lets out at 4:30 PM and reinforce the tenets that we hold so dearly. We would then adjourn and eat a cold dinner of lunchmeats, cured black olives, and unleavened bread, followed by a vigorous session of forced calisthenics.

i guess this really isnt a concern for you either way. your barren vaginal cavity will never produce children anyway.

[Alkasquawlik]

he wont be coming to my school, but i find it a little ridiculous that he is doing this

[scabzzzz]

he wont be coming to my school, but i find it a little ridiculous that he is doing this

Your school? Makes sense now. You're still in high school.

[Leaf]

he wont be coming to my school, but i find it a little ridiculous that he is doing this

whaaaat?
I thought you were out of school and an A-DULT

[scabzzzz]

i guess this really isnt a concern for you either way. your barren vaginal cavity will never produce children anyway.

Pick me pick me!

[Alkasquawlik]

Your school? Makes sense now. You're still in high school.

im a kollege stoodent

[blunttech]

Pick me pick me!

not until you add a few more quotes to your sig

[Leaf]

im a kollege stoodent

You spelled college and student wrong. Idk if you noticed or not.