should i go medevil on him

[D-rock]

He has not replied

[crunk3]

White Lithium grease under door handles

[TDE30]

You sure went medevil on the spelling of medieval.

[ben312]

I know. That's why it's a harmless prank. The o.p. made it sound like it was the kiss of death.

when its all thats holding his drive shaft up and its hanging from his brake line all night, it will most likely tear or bend the brake line. this would cause serious problems and yes possibly death if he did not realize it and took the car out for a drive.

[BrewCity11]

Maybe you can have your mom talk to his mom.

[e30s52]

The cats one made me lol.

My friend always talked about packin shit in someones door handles but then that would require to get your hands a little dirty

If he has a truck you can lift the linner out and place a whole bunch of meat in there.

[E30SPDFRK]

First off, quit being a bitch.

The things he has done so far are little things (I'm sure he didn't mean to put it around the brake lines(not even sure how that's possible, but whatever)).

I'm sure you are a stuck up loser in real life, and this is the reason he is doing this to you in the first place. He knows he can get away with it and you won't do anything but go medevil on the internet.

Go confront him and say wtf's up? No one else is going to solve this for you. Be a man.

[NJGreenBudd]

The only way to really stop the bullying is by standing up for yourself. Maybe start eating right and working out some to bulk up first then some sick hand to hand martial arts training videos and bullshark testosterone regimen. With your new mantank physique and raging combat skills you can subdue this teen terror.

Good luck bro.

[crashoverride7]

first off, this is after i told him if he touches my car again we were gonna have a problem. i said this to his face. he snuck out of class 10 mins later and did it again, this time cinching them tight around the brake line and the half shaft. meaning they were pulling on the brake line when they turned along with the half shaft.if i had gone more than a few miles an hour, it would have definitley snapped the rubber brake line. he also had one on my half shaft boot. im saying this was not a harmless prank to be annoying cuase i now have rubber cement sealing the boot he tore when he cinched the zip tie down. and having your brakes fail at 60 with no seat belt and no air bag in a 24 year old car thats been wrecked once before and repaired is the kiss of death.

and yes, im 24 bitching about a 17 year old who has tampered with my car on the internet. becuase if i hit him upside his head with a spanner, i go to jail, and he gets off scott free. the police have been called, but becuase theres no video eveidence, he will probably get away with it anyways.

and you guys got me. im a sissy. i dont like pain, and i hate violence, and i have never been in a fight. unfortunatley, everyone else isnt like me. hes not threatening me physically, hes fucking with my car. if i dont like you, keep your hands off my fucking car. that simple. im sure all of you feel the same way. every time i confront him, he backs off, then sneaks off and tries to fuck with my car.

[E30Kaiser]

What does he or his mom drive?

[Aptyp]

pay another 17 year old auto enthusiast $20 to beat the shit out of him... I've actually done that before, except I paid in beer.






I'm a bad role model.

[Nic01101011]

take a shit on his car

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

first off, this is after i told him if he touches my car again we were gonna have a problem. i said this to his face. he snuck out of class 10 mins later and did it again, this time cinching them tight around the brake line and the half shaft. meaning they were pulling on the brake line when they turned along with the half shaft.if i had gone more than a few miles an hour, it would have definitley snapped the rubber brake line. he also had one on my half shaft boot. im saying this was not a harmless prank to be annoying cuase i now have rubber cement sealing the boot he tore when he cinched the zip tie down. and having your brakes fail at 60 with no seat belt and no air bag in a 24 year old car thats been wrecked once before and repaired is the kiss of death.

and yes, im 24 bitching about a 17 year old who has tampered with my car on the internet. becuase if i hit him upside his head with a spanner, i go to jail, and he gets off scott free. the police have been called, but becuase theres no video eveidence, he will probably get away with it anyways.

and you guys got me. im a sissy. i dont like pain, and i hate violence, and i have never been in a fight. unfortunatley, everyone else isnt like me. hes not threatening me physically, hes fucking with my car. if i dont like you, keep your hands off my fucking car. that simple. im sure all of you feel the same way. every time i confront him, he backs off, then sneaks off and tries to fuck with my car.

Why are you driving a car with no seatbelts or airbags at 60mph?

I mean I avoid violence as well, I'm not a fighter. I don't run from it when it's in my face, but I don't go around starting shit. That being said this kids needs a fucking choke slam. In one quick move put your right leg at the back of his knees, and open hand punch him in the throat. It counts as a push so it's not quite assault, but he is going head first into whatevers behind him. It's not enough to really injure the kid, but nothing sends a message quite like getting tossed around.

[Disaster Inc]

The only way to really stop the bullying is by standing up for yourself. Maybe start eating right and working out some to bulk up first then some sick hand to hand martial arts training videos and bullshark testosterone regimen. With your new mantank physique and raging combat skills you can subdue this teen terror.

Good luck bro.

Awesome!!!

[Aptyp]

get a few large cans for Great Stuff Foam at Lowes. Open and throw one in the trunk and a few inside. He'll be cutting that shit our for weeks.

Take a small ball bearing and toss it into his throttle body, small BBs work great.

Wet-cement his tires to his parking space.

Take out all but one lig in each wheel.

Debadge his car.

Bend his antenna.

Remove his wiper blades, or put some kind of heavy duty rubbing compound on them.

Nail to his muffler for that extra ricer sound.


I am having to much fun thinking of the things I'd do to him. I am not defending such retaliation, and not condoning any of this "pranks", but what the hell do you have to lose. I'd destroy this kid's car once and for all. I am still a strong defender of an ass whooping, messing with another man's car, regardless how much of a douche he may be, is rock bottom.