should i go medevil on him

[Bishop]

Tell the police he tried to rape you, but make it convincing.

[DatUtahGuy]

plant drugs, call his parents, call the cops

done and done

[PootieTang]

wow

i am not gonna fuck with an e30 owner anytime soon. i quote a movie and you guys wanna melt his fuckin car. you crazy

[chadthestampede]

One word: Thermite

Mix some of this magic dust up at home, and place it on his hood over his engine block. Light it with mercury ribbon. It will melt through the hood, the block, the oil pan, and anything else in the way before it melts through the ground below.

If you need the recipe, PM me. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrCWLpRc1yM

That's fucking insane.

[blocke]

One word: Thermite

Mix some of this magic dust up at home, and place it on his hood over his engine block. Light it with mercury ribbon. It will melt through the hood, the block, the oil pan, and anything else in the way before it melts through the ground below.

If you need the recipe, PM me. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrCWLpRc1yM

[Iain]

Leave milk and OJ in a jar in a sunny spot for 1 week.

When it is really rank - like makes you gag when you get a whiff - pour it down the vents in front of his windscreen. Other tips - if his car has hubcaps, hide prawns under the caps (or if you're a complete waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, hide it under the back seat), unbolt all the exhaust heat shields under his car, or just to really fuck him up pull the entire diff and driveshafts out of the rear and hide them somewhere - my hiding spot would be somewhere deep in shit that is a pain in the fucking arse to dig out.

[PootieTang]

call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

[franco90]

im having so trouble with a someone in my auto tech class. .

what school are you going to?.

[Charlie]

Bleach in the oil causes some serious shit.

-Charlie

[Leaf]

death

[Farbin Kaiber]

I suggest a gallon on dot3 placed on the center of the roof of the car with four holes punched into the bottom (pin hole) and then remove the cap and foil seal. then walk away.

[Bishop]

I'd retaliate in a way that isn't life threatening, but shows him you're smarter and he should go fuck himself.

Put the car on jackstands, remove wheels, replace stands with wheels. Laugh. Take syringe full of JB Weld, fill lock cylinders. Laugh.

Just wear gloves, cause I'd be willing to be he'd bust your balls for being a chickenshit if you went to the teacher, but if you fuck with him, he'll prolly tattle no problem...

First course of action should be informing the teacher, your 24 and hes a retard? Why would you give a shit what a little dick head thinks of you. He's prolly just doing it to show off for someone because he's insecure and thinks it will net him some friends.

[e30s52]

Go to a pet store and get awhole bunch of cats and place all cats inside his car or if you want pull up the carpet and put shit under it then put it back together again.

[Alkasquawlik]

piss on his radiator, so whenever he turns on the A/C, he'll get urine smell in the compartment.

[Aptyp]

call police, if he's trying to kill you.


Pour dish-soap in his tank, it will explode a few things.