should i go medevil on him

[lennon]

OP i now see you are in florida. what town? what school? good to hear the kid stopped for now.

[Dirtbleed]

Don't hurt the car, hurt the KID!
Atomic Wedgie's are still legal in most states.

[quickervicar]

You took the right course of action with the administration.

The wrong course of action would be to smear a thin film of anti-seize under his friend's passenger door handle. Try getting that stuff off the interior bits. He would probably need to find his own way to school from then on.

[thedeal]

One word: Thermite

Mix some of this magic dust up at home, and place it on his hood over his engine block. Light it with mercury ribbon. It will melt through the hood, the block, the oil pan, and anything else in the way before it melts through the ground below.

If you need the recipe, PM me. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrCWLpRc1yM

I would not trust a recipe from someone who doesn't know the difference between mercury and magnesium. It is magnesium ribbon dummy. How the hell would someone make mercury ribbon?