Happy birthday!
I tried to pull together money from everyone on r3v to buy you a stripper for your birthday, but due to the recent group buys on Nankang tires and ///M grill badges, everyone was broke and we could only manage to collect $63.27. I looked and the only stripper that could buy was a woman from Kentucky named Thelma. She couldn't fly out there due to some silly "no meth addicts on the plane" FAA rule, so she would have had to take the bus. The deal was off though when she violated her parole by staying out past her court mandated curfew chasing a laser in the street. It was a lucky break for you though, because it turns out that it was actually a dude. Anyways, I kept the money, bought a 40 of Schlitz and blew the rest at the titty bar.
Cheers
I tried to pull together money from everyone on r3v to buy you a stripper for your birthday, but due to the recent group buys on Nankang tires and ///M grill badges, everyone was broke and we could only manage to collect $63.27. I looked and the only stripper that could buy was a woman from Kentucky named Thelma. She couldn't fly out there due to some silly "no meth addicts on the plane" FAA rule, so she would have had to take the bus. The deal was off though when she violated her parole by staying out past her court mandated curfew chasing a laser in the street. It was a lucky break for you though, because it turns out that it was actually a dude. Anyways, I kept the money, bought a 40 of Schlitz and blew the rest at the titty bar.
Cheers
Happy birthday luke.
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