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  • BillBrasky
    E30 Mastermind
    • Dec 2008
    • 1641

    #16
    Happy birthday!

    I tried to pull together money from everyone on r3v to buy you a stripper for your birthday, but due to the recent group buys on Nankang tires and ///M grill badges, everyone was broke and we could only manage to collect $63.27. I looked and the only stripper that could buy was a woman from Kentucky named Thelma. She couldn't fly out there due to some silly "no meth addicts on the plane" FAA rule, so she would have had to take the bus. The deal was off though when she violated her parole by staying out past her court mandated curfew chasing a laser in the street. It was a lucky break for you though, because it turns out that it was actually a dude. Anyways, I kept the money, bought a 40 of Schlitz and blew the rest at the titty bar.

    Cheers

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    • Wh33lhop
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2009
      • 11705

      #17
      ^ Happy birthday luke.
      paint sucks

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      • FredK
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2003
        • 14742

        #18
        Originally posted by BillBrasky
        Happy birthday!

        I tried to pull together money from everyone on r3v to buy you a stripper for your birthday, but due to the recent group buys on Nankang tires and ///M grill badges, everyone was broke and we could only manage to collect $63.27. I looked and the only stripper that could buy was a woman from Kentucky named Thelma. She couldn't fly out there due to some silly "no meth addicts on the plane" FAA rule, so she would have had to take the bus. The deal was off though when she violated her parole by staying out past her court mandated curfew chasing a laser in the street. It was a lucky break for you though, because it turns out that it was actually a dude. Anyways, I kept the money, bought a 40 of Schlitz and blew the rest at the titty bar.

        Cheers
        This story is completely plausible.

        Except for the part about collecting $63.27. Someone must have stepped up and donated $60.

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        • Erik
          R3V Elite
          • Oct 2005
          • 5370

          #19
          Happy Birthday Luke!
          -Erik
          '16 Focus 2.0L - '99 Protegé DX 1.6L POS (Sold) - '87 4runner 22R-E (Sold) - '86 Schwarz S50 (Sold) - '02 WRX Wagon (sold) - '07 Impreza 2.5i (sold) - '91 Alpine M52 (Sold) - '89 Alpine 325is (Sold)


          Originally posted by 87e30
          I just want to dance with some beezies

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          • Vethen
            Advanced Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 186

            #20
            happy bday

            ///B///M///W///

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            • dude8383
              Forum Sponsor
              • Jan 2005
              • 10387

              #21
              Happy Birthday sir!
              IG: deniso_nsi Leave me feedback here

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              • Kruzen
                R3V Elite
                • Mar 2004
                • 5603

                #22
                Happy birthday luke my man!
                Who doesn't love a little BBQ?
                Griot's Garage at a Deep Discount

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                • DeM3n
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 1260

                  #23
                  46?! Good lord! J/P, happy birthday man!

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                  • ak-
                    R3V OG
                    • May 2009
                    • 12422

                    #24
                    nobody has made an E46 joke yet?
                    anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY :]

                    1991 325iS turbo

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                    • silversleeper
                      R3VLimited
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 2032

                      #25
                      Happy bday man! Today is my lil bros bday as well. Go get drunk and be merry.
                      Claus Luthe is my hero.

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                      • lov-e30
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 16548

                        #26
                        Happy Birthday, Mr. AUTO TUNES.........
                        @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                        • AndrewBird
                          The Mad Scientist
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 11892

                          #27
                          Damn, you're old enough to my by father! HA.

                          Happy b-day man.


                          Originally posted by FredK
                          Someone must have stepped up and donated $60.
                          It was probably Luke.

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                          • z31maniac
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 17566

                            #28
                            Happy B-day Luke.

                            Again, get your ass down here and clean up the abomination that is the wiring under my dash.
                            Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
                            Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

                            www.gutenparts.com
                            One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                            • Rennsport
                              R3VLimited
                              • May 2006
                              • 2139

                              #29
                              Originally posted by NitroRustlerDriver
                              Damn, you're old enough to my by father! HA.
                              actually he is old enough to be jparker's dad.... :up:


                              happy birf day old man
                              m106 1990 e30
                              e36 daily
                              e32 cruiser

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                              • Jparkr
                                HR Admin
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 3494

                                #30
                                HAPPY BIRFDAY DAD! hahahahahhahahahaha

                                1987 PRO-3 car /1990 325is (2.7i Concours)

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