True love is hard to find

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  • lylefk
    E30 Modder
    • Oct 2008
    • 857

    #1

    True love is hard to find

    Sometimes you think you have true love..,and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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  • Alkasquawlik
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2008
    • 4557

    #2
    wasn't this some scene in some movie?

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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    • lylefk
      E30 Modder
      • Oct 2008
      • 857

      #3
      You suck at this game.
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      • Farbin Kaiber
        Lil' Puppet
        • Jul 2007
        • 29502

        #4
        Nice quote... Old School.

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        • mrsleeve
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Mar 2005
          • 16385

          #5
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

          Farmer got it
          Originally posted by Fusion
          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
          William Pitt-

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          • lylefk
            E30 Modder
            • Oct 2008
            • 857

            #6
            It's not really a guessing game...it's a guess it and then add to it with another from that movie game...
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            • Aptyp
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2008
              • 6584

              #7
              stupid game, how about something original?

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              • Farbin Kaiber
                Lil' Puppet
                • Jul 2007
                • 29502

                #8
                Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

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                • lylefk
                  E30 Modder
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 857

                  #9
                  Aptyp left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.
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                  • LBJefferies
                    Banned
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 1690

                    #10
                    I don't know why ya gotta do it in front of the kid; with the F-in'. All you gotta do is say earmuffs to him. Earmuffs. Then you can say fuck, shit, bitch, whatever..

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                    • LBJefferies
                      Banned
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 1690

                      #11
                      cock, balls

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                      • e30frosh
                        R3VLimited
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 2170

                        #12
                        Ring the bell, you pansy.

                        Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                        Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                        Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                        Wrap all my things in aluminum
                        Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                        Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                        Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                        Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                        • lylefk
                          E30 Modder
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 857

                          #13
                          You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705

                            #14
                            paint sucks

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                            • surebimmer
                              E30 Modder
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 978

                              #15
                              Ear muffs

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