Well I was having a great day today. Work was slowish. Lunch was above par. I even got out about an hour early. All was going great until my drive home.
I was driving my shitbox winter beater Ranger, as I just sold my E30. That is sort of a useless fact because my E30 was in pieces not running when I sold it anyways. Back to the story. As I signaled to turn onto my street, slowing steadily, I noticed the jeep behind me wasn't adjusting speed. As I started to turn I glanced in my mirror once more and saw she was coming full speed at the ass of my truck. I leaned back into my seat, held on tight to the wheel and she hit me full on at 45mph. My truck spun 360 degrees total. The tires caught when it was sideways and it rolled once, still spinning upside down mind you. It landed right side up in the yard about 3 houses away from mine. When the truck rolled 7 of 8 windows in the truck broke sending shards of shiny death all over my truck and I caught a bit behind the ear. I bumped my head on my seat and slit open my ear. Aside from that I am unscathed. Paramedics checked me out on the scene and said I didn't need stitches.
I am without a truck and any mode of transport. The truck was purple and a little rusty, but it ran like a champ and the interior was clean. Hopefully this ladies insurance doesn't fuck with me on paying out for this. I only had liability on my truck because I don't give a fuck about it. Worst part is that I had planned on picking up another bimmer here in the next couple of weeks, but now I may have to wait until spring as I am now in need of a daily.
On to the goods...

Where the cruiser on the right is parked is where I was when I realized I was fucked.
I was driving my shitbox winter beater Ranger, as I just sold my E30. That is sort of a useless fact because my E30 was in pieces not running when I sold it anyways. Back to the story. As I signaled to turn onto my street, slowing steadily, I noticed the jeep behind me wasn't adjusting speed. As I started to turn I glanced in my mirror once more and saw she was coming full speed at the ass of my truck. I leaned back into my seat, held on tight to the wheel and she hit me full on at 45mph. My truck spun 360 degrees total. The tires caught when it was sideways and it rolled once, still spinning upside down mind you. It landed right side up in the yard about 3 houses away from mine. When the truck rolled 7 of 8 windows in the truck broke sending shards of shiny death all over my truck and I caught a bit behind the ear. I bumped my head on my seat and slit open my ear. Aside from that I am unscathed. Paramedics checked me out on the scene and said I didn't need stitches.
I am without a truck and any mode of transport. The truck was purple and a little rusty, but it ran like a champ and the interior was clean. Hopefully this ladies insurance doesn't fuck with me on paying out for this. I only had liability on my truck because I don't give a fuck about it. Worst part is that I had planned on picking up another bimmer here in the next couple of weeks, but now I may have to wait until spring as I am now in need of a daily.
On to the goods...

Where the cruiser on the right is parked is where I was when I realized I was fucked.

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