Deer

[MCAKES]

for future reference. when you see a deer you cannot avoid, speed up. slamming on breaks obviously shifts momentum forward and lowers front end. exponentially increases chance for a human injury.

[Miasma]

I was coming home from the lake a few days ago and a deer ran right into the side of my E30, Square with the passenger door while I was going about 45. Made me spin in the rain(happened on a long sweeping right). Was a giant buck and it then stumbled back to its feet and ran off.

[e30:)]

i have close calls all the time by my house, its like a weekly thing. so far i have been lucky but i just know right when i get my car back from the body shop im gonna im gonna get r3ved by one of them... i hope not though... im about to buy those silent deer whistles haha

[Asbradley21]

A deer ran in front of me once and I swerved off the road and hit a sign post sideways.

[e30:)]

same thing happend to a freind of mine... he missed the deer but put his car in a huge ditch at 45mph

[Patches]

so yesterday i was driving on the freeway, and i look to my right blind spot to see if i could get in the other lane, but there was this speeing suv so i couldnt get over. so i look back straight ahead and i see this dead baby dear in the road, right in front of my left tire. then *bum bum* i run this dead baby deer over. i looked in my rear view mirror, and i see his legs flailing in the air.
i pretty much punished a dead deer for being dead

[deutschman]

deer god the deer have struck again!
that sucks man! im sorry!

[whiltebeitel]

You know what's funny about a dead baby deer? He never gets old!

[Farbin Kaiber]

I see deer in my front yard while in the breakfast nook eating bagels and drinking coffee. I have not come into contact with one on the road yet, but I did hear about a neighbor having one go in the front windshield and out th back glass of her minivan last winter.

[JasonC]

I hit or got hit by 4 or 5 deer since i've been driving.

[deutschman]

this is just to good