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i did this to a huge black pimp standing on the corner. this is no bullshit.. if any of you know minneapolis it was on hwy 55 and plymouth avenue in the heart of the ghetto. i was in a 50 dollar olds 98 4 door and it was probably 1980 or maybe 79. it was my winter beater with a coffee can for a tail light and a fire axe stuck in the rear passenger door sheet metal . with "the axeman" painted on the side .. this dude was standing at the bus stop in a fur coat in the spring and there were huge puddles. we were stoned out of our gourds and i nailed the puddle at about 50MPH as a fucking tsunami of water hit this poor fucker. we were laughing our asses off so hard i almost drove off the road. that is until the car started to die from extreme water soakage of the ignition system about a block down the road. all i remember is seeing a huge african running towards me as i cranked the 455 wildly hoping it would catch so i could make my getaway without being killed. it was like in the movies dude.. i swear he was maybe 75 feet from the car when i finally got it going and we limped away barely running on maybe 5 cylinders. it was a great feeling guts aching from laughing so hard and scared shitless because this guy would have killed me no doubt. he was like an oak tree
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Originally posted by DTM190
"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"
Being a victum of this a few times...suck it up and get smart. Stay away from the curbe.
Prosecution for this...give me a fucking break.
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I thought the same thing... Its obvious what their intentions were, but the people standing there should connect the dots that they're next to a big puddle, and there's a car coming.... I do think the lady deserves to be prosecuted though, the article said she was feeling guilty and turned herself in.... fucking dunce.
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Originally posted by DTM190
"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"
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Originally posted by DTM190
"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"
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