dont call me a pervert.

[quikveedb2]

Hey, I love porn, so does the g/f. It's inspirational, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

[chadthestampede]

Hey, I love porn, so does the g/f. It's inspirational, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

[quikveedb2]

lol, well played. well she's outta town this week so ol' righty will be getting some action, i'm not ashamed of that either. you implying you've never jerked it before? get off it.

[ColdAccord]

I used to wonder why people bother with paysites when there's so much free shit online. tube8, xnxx, etc.

but I'm watching a girl eat out another girl in a doctors office, and it's like HD quality. this is awesome.

[RainierHooker]

You're a pervert.





So am I, gimme teh stuff...

[chadthestampede]

lol, well played. well she's outta town this week so ol' righty will be getting some action, i'm not ashamed of that either. you implying you've never jerked it before? get off it.

I prefer the term "fagging off to myself"

I used to wonder why people bother with paysites when there's so much free shit online. tube8, xnxx, etc.

but I'm watching a girl eat out another girl in a doctors office, and it's like HD quality. this is awesome.

+1.

Though sometimes I take out my contacts when I have sex so my girlfriend appears more like streaming low-res porn.

[ColdAccord]

Though sometimes I take out my contacts when I have sex so my girlfriend appears more like streaming low-res porn.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best thing i've read on the internet in ages

[quikveedb2]

sometimes I take out my contacts when I have sex so my girlfriend appears more like streaming low-res porn.

^girlfriend? so taking out your contacts makes you hand look more like a mitten, when you "fag off to yourself" you mean?

[scabzzzz]

I usually just fap to pix of Blunts son's pouch, but this is enticing..

[ColdAccord]

I recommend "Open Your Blouse and Say Ahhhh!!!"

bob. are you on facebook? if so, can we be facebook friends (if you produce such comedy regularly)?

[imdashiz]

hmm. i thought i could trust u guys but it seems like somoene already changed the password on some of the passwords...........

[emoshun]

Wtf! No!

[quikveedb2]

hmm. i thought i could trust u guys

srsly? it sure wasn't me, but i mean...srsly???

[imdashiz]

brazzers isnt working... i can get another password for brazzers but you cant be changing the password. i only have a vivid password right now

[Alkasquawlik]

what i want to know, is how you got these passwords.