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    #1

    Fale!!

    so the night couldnt get any worse right... went to a bar with a frnd and his wife, the gf drank, acking loud, very loud. The bouncer asked me to tell her to chill out ( btw she only had 1 1/2 Adios's ) so I tell after i noticed shes drunk that we're leaving now , and that the dude said chill the fuck out, she starts tripping, yelling and all sorts of crap. As we're walking she like hitting shit and yelling. We get to my car and shes like OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, im like ok chill out bitch, she hits my car. im like fukk what ever. So we get in Im telling her how much of a fool shes act and she get all buch wild, im like WTF she kicks the windshield and fuking cracks that shit! Im a nice guy , i'd never hit a chic but OMG did I want to . Fucking so pissed OMG!!!! So ill get pics up tomarrow and now i need a new one, she says she would pay for it but that bullshit. Just thought i'd share my night :D anyone know how much these range to buy and install?

    ohh yea nows shes in the bathroom throwning up :d haha she can sleep in that shit for all i care. Goodnight guys!
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    #2
    You spelled fail wrong.

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      #3
      You fail at spelling. I think they slipped something in her drink(s) because damn, I've been vomit/blackout drunk before and I've never kicked windshields and shit like that.

      Bitch be trippin.

      Matt
      Matt

      Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
      I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
      Originally posted by kronus
      try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
      Originally posted by chadthestampede
      This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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        #4
        Wow. You have great restraint my friend, if a chick hit my car then broke my windshield she'd be walking home with a leaky lip.

        But really though she'd be walking.
        Jah bless! :pimp:

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          #5
          yea my bad , yes fail! and shes a SUPER light weight. This is not the first time she gets like this. Im fucking pissed still. Its like 15 cracks maybe a foot long. Pretty much looks like someone hit my shit with a bat. I need to get this fix asap! You know whats funny is i have to money to fix but thats for the front shocks i needed. So fucking lame. And I just got the car coming up two weeks ago.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by Streichholzschächtelchen View Post
            Wow. You have great restraint my friend, if a chick hit my car then broke my windshield she'd be walking home with a leaky lip.
            dude i wanted too, trust me lol but I cant , she lives with me. She going to pay for this... I had a windshield replaced on a 01 corrola for 110, im not sure how much for a e30.

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              #7
              Wtf is an adios? It better be like 95% alcohol, otherwise she fails at holding her booze.

              Matt
              Matt

              Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
              I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
              Originally posted by kronus
              try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
              Originally posted by chadthestampede
              This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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                #8
                Well, the way i see it you can do one of two things next time. Either have her drink less, or drink way more til she can't coordinate knockout blows to windshields hahaha.
                Jah bless! :pimp:

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                  #9
                  Its a Blue Long island ice tea pretty much. She was drunk after one. Their good drinks BTW

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Streichholzschächtelchen View Post
                    Well, the way i see it you can do one of two things next time. Either have her drink less, or drink way more til she can't coordinate knockout blows to windshields hahaha.
                    well pretty much next im not taking her out to bars anymore hahaha , screw that shit , I turn into the babysitter, and I hate that..

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                      #11
                      Adios Motherfucker recipe
                      http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink735.html
                      A delicious recipe for Adios Motherfucker, with vodka, rum, tequila, gin, Blue Curacao liqueur, sweet and sour mix and 7-Up® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.




                      Hope she puts out good. ;)
                      BimmerHeads
                      Classic BMW Specialists
                      Santa Clarita, CA
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by MR 325 View Post
                        http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink735.html



                        Hope she puts out good. ;)
                        haha not tonight, throw up and shit lmao. Ill pass

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                          #13
                          I will never understand why guys are attracted to chicks who act like this. If I was dating someone who did something like this, I wouldn't be dating them the next day. Fucking immature and completely absurd.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by balooshinakus View Post
                            I will never understand why guys are attracted to chicks who act like this. If I was dating someone who did something like this, I wouldn't be dating them the next day. Fucking immature and completely absurd.
                            You know I look at it liek this. She will feel like shit when she wakes up in umm 7 hours for work. Shes gotta clean up all the puke she left in the bathroom. She going to buy me the windshield. She will learn because she love the cock not to fuck around anymore. But yea ive been with her to long to let something like this fuck everything up. She likes e30's now, just when she drinks Retard comes out. Id be fine about the night and all teh drama as long as my car wasnt hurt..

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                              #15
                              Trooper, used to have one just like her. Still miss that little thang--

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