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  • JasonC
    Site Manager
    • Aug 2006
    • 14451
    #16
    The superman made me lol

    1992 BMW 325iC
    1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
    1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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      • deutschman
        R3V Elite
        • May 2008
        • 5958
        #17
        im a fan of the plank. i have a feeling blunt is more of a super man kinda guy...
        correct me if im wrong.
        sigpic
        "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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          • imdashiz
            E30 Fanatic
            • Sep 2009
            • 1373
            #18
            strong arm and the plank
            PSN ID: Yourself1

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              • Massimo
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jan 2008
                • 3207
                #19
                What if you have a women who is happy to help you out with this problem in the mourning if you know what i mean? Or dose that not count?
                sigpic

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                  • Beach Bum
                    E30 Addict
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 466
                    #20
                    Not if you have to piss. If you gotta fuckin' pee, fuckin' is just gonna exacerbate the situation. Especially if she likes being on top... all that bouncing on your bladder is gonna hurt.
                    Originally posted by george graves
                    If people keep quoting me in their sig, I'm going to burn this motherfucker down.

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                      • DragonOrta
                        Wrencher
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 262
                        #21
                        I take a shower when I wake up in the morning. It's just that the first 30 seconds include a golden shower.
                        Cornering is like bringing a woman to climax.
                        -Jackie Stewart

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                          • Alkasquawlik
                            R3V Elite
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 4557
                            #22
                            Originally posted by DragonOrta
                            I take a shower when I wake up in the morning. It's just that the first 30 seconds include a golden shower.
                            I'm not 8 years old anymore, I don't pee in the shower.

                            SC*AR

                            Originally posted by JamesE30
                            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                              • LBJefferies
                                Banned
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 1690
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                                I'm not 8 years old anymore, I don't pee in the shower.
                                Whats wrong with peeing in the shower?

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                                  • Alkasquawlik
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 4557
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by LBJefferies
                                    Whats wrong with peeing in the shower?
                                    I just feel super weird doing it since I haven't done it since I was younger than 10. I also try not to pee in hot tubs anymore too, I find that kinda childish also.

                                    SC*AR

                                    Originally posted by JamesE30
                                    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                                      • LBJefferies
                                        Banned
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 1690
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                                        I just feel super weird doing it since I haven't done it since I was younger than 10. I also try not to pee in hot tubs anymore too, I find that kinda childish also.
                                        Peeing in hot tubs was never a good idea, even if you're a kid.

                                        Peeing in the shower is perfectly alright.

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                                          • fretburnr
                                            E30 Fanatic
                                            • Jan 2005
                                            • 1496
                                            #26
                                            plank ftw
                                            Jay

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                                              • accident
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Sep 2008
                                                • 7303
                                                #27
                                                i pee in the shower regularly.

                                                Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                                                i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                                                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                                                Moral of this story?

                                                If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                                                  • E30Nova
                                                    E30 Mastermind
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 1546
                                                    #28
                                                    lmfao, awesome.

                                                    Strong arm + lunge takes care of it. ;)

                                                    Matt
                                                    Matt

                                                    Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                                                    I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
                                                    Originally posted by kronus
                                                    try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
                                                    Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                                    This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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                                                      • thearkitekt
                                                        E30 Addict
                                                        • Feb 2009
                                                        • 435
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Ral
                                                        fuck that, take a shower.
                                                        thats what i thought! not even mentioned.
                                                        Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so.

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