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    #1

    Once in a lifetime.

    I have a son. If you didn't know, well, you do now. I also have a full time job, and a girlfriend/life partner who is working on her RN. A week and a half ago, we lost a manager, and I have been putting in double time. Needless to say, my babysitting hours have been cut drastically. We have had to pull out a lot of favors from friends and family in order to keep ourselves on track. Looking for a house has only added to our distress. Last Saturday, a day I'm normally off work, we had to locate some to watch my boy. My girlfriend's brother, 17, and his girlfriend, 16, offered to help. This was unexpected at the least. We were very greatful as his grandmother was out of town. Late Friday afternoon, we received a text message that they would be unable to watch him as they both had poison ivy.

    Shitty!

    We scrambled and got another sitter with my brother's wife. The weekend went well. Sales were good. Life was going smooth.

    Today we went to look a two more possible homes. My girlfriend's father accompanied us to offer some outside advice. After the first house he handed my girlfriend his health insurance card for her brother. Just in case he needed to visit the doctor. I was curious, and asked how he was and he told me of the "poison ivy" situation. It appears that his girlfriend had it about her face....and he had it about his crotch....DISCUSS

    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
    Wrap all my things in aluminum
    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
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    #2
    :rofl:

    awkward

    how do you get it on your dick in the first place

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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      #3



      and done... good story!

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        #4
        I'm not following, who blew who? So your girlfriends brother got a blowjob? Is there a problem. Anyway, how's the house hunting going. I like to hear people's experiences. Who's name will it be in? After 4 years of home ownership I have a small list of wants in the next house. The funny thing is my old house has rooms slightly larger than new homes.
        i'lldoitforacaravan

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          #5
          oh !!! hahahah damn !!
          :borg:

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            #6
            The house will be in my name. The hunting is slow. Although today, we may have found a goodie. Interest rates just dropped as well. Yippie!

            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
            Wrap all my things in aluminum
            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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              #7
              I've had poison ivy in the nether regions before. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. It was working as a gopher on a construction site when i was 14. The foreman told me to clear out this area full of vines and weeds. Little did i know, it was infested with poison ivy. Well immediately after clearing the area(without gloves) i went to the bathroom. The rest goes without saying. horrible...horrible.
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                #8
                Originally posted by e30frosh View Post
                he told me of the "poison ivy" situation. It appears that his girlfriend had it about her face....and he had it about his crotch....DISCUSS
                congrats (maybe?) on having a kid, but this part of the story wins.
                http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                  #9
                  Oh!! Wow, that was a waste of my reading...


                  Simplicity is your best option!

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