Your house catches fire, you can grab two things

[Vtec?lol]

I would throw my dog, files, and clothes/shoes out the window. Then walk out with my laptop and secret box. Assuming my wallet and keys are in my jeans as they always are.

[deathtomine]

When my house caught fire I grabbed my pocket possessions, shoes, and one of our five cockatoos, also I was kicking cats and dogs towards the door at a running pace.

[Danny]

My insurance agent's number and my social security card.

Always the logical thinker.

I'd grab my 7 dollar walmart machete and a cyanide pill.

Time to take down the system.

[TimKninja]

Probably cats. I have 4 Cats so how Do I grab them all? My POS Samsung Blackjack II can burn, and I'll be getting a debit card soon so my wallet can stay too.

I'd personally spend a few seconds and throw valuable unbreakable shit out the window. then Run out with all 4 cats some how under my arms.

[dashboardmonkey]

this thread is making me want to set my house on fire

[daniel]

this thread is making me want to back up all my files again

[rwh11385]

My insurance agent's number and my social security card.

[Massimo]

I would grab Chuck Norris and plead with him to round house kick that fire in the face, and that would put it out.

So I would not have to grab anything else, but will forever be in the dept of Chuck Norris.

[Philo]

metaphor

What he said was great. Lulz.

[gwb72tii]

my ass
and my wife's ass
everything else can be replaced

[iwantspeed]

wife & wallet

[2002maniac]

I'd grab my filing cabinet and my gun safe. I'm sure I would get a rush of superhuman strength and run down the stairs with one under each arm.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Wait wait, so we're saying if my house goes up, it isn't an insurance job?

Okay okay, the two things I'd grab would be the matches and the tin of petrol.

[der affe]

my fleshlight and naked pictures of blunt. nothing else matters.

[straight6pwr]

1)my computer tower (most valuable thing i own based on the amount of hours of work/school projects that are stored on it)

2)a poster my gf made for me. if it burned, i might as well have burned with it, because shed promptly kill me if something happened to it.

more or less everything else is easily replaceable.