Your house catches fire, you can grab two things

[erik325i]

I'd grab my dog and car keys.

Erik

[whiltebeitel]

My laptop and my steel "important files" box. The cat would probably wake me up, and she's smart enough to GTFO, but I'd drop either of those items if the cat froze up.

[Spiff325iS]

My computer tower (pics/old info/films etc...), and my dad's 30yr old ///M jacket that he gave me.

[imsotyerred]

wallet and NES/games (it counts as one item if they're all in the same box, right?

[James21]

My pet bird and get my Nova out of the garage.

[StereoInstaller1]

We all know this thread is supposed to be funny or whatever, but having had this EXACT thing happen to me:

Grab your goddamn ID/Birth Cert/SS card/Wallet.

I ran out in a bathrobe. Getting my ID back was hard back then (1991) and would be 100X harder now.

[Turf1600]

Hmmmm. My dog (I'd leave the cat--sorry) and my bass rack cases. Can't get some of the gear anymore.

Are you freaking kidding me? You should adopt your cat out to someone who isn't a terrible pet owner. None of my other shit matters - you can't replace pets. The idea of letting a pet burn alive for a material posession is disgusting to me. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[sector6]

drop your cock and grab your socks.

[ACMF74]

It doesn't say how big a fire it is, all you guys just saw flames and panicked.

well it depends...what kind of fire is it?...grease, ordinary combustibles or electrical?

[Ray Smoodiver]

My Siberian Husky and my little black book. Between these two items, I can get laid everyday for the next two years.

[FredK]

It doesn't say how big a fire it is, all you guys just saw flames and panicked.

pull ring sweep at base of fire?

[Red88]

Fire extinguisher

Now the thread has been beaten.

[E30SPDFRK]

It doesn't say how big a fire it is, all you guys just saw flames and panicked.

[imdashiz]

Fire extinguisher

that would be one big ass fire extinguisher

[E30SPDFRK]

Fire extinguisher