Your house catches fire, you can grab two things

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  • der affe
    Moderator
    Technical
    • Dec 2005
    • 8452

    #61
    my fleshlight and naked pictures of blunt. nothing else matters.
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    • Ray Smoodiver
      Moderator
      • Jun 2004
      • 8809

      #62
      Wait wait, so we're saying if my house goes up, it isn't an insurance job?

      Okay okay, the two things I'd grab would be the matches and the tin of petrol.

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      • 2002maniac
        R3V Elite
        • Feb 2005
        • 4260

        #63
        I'd grab my filing cabinet and my gun safe. I'm sure I would get a rush of superhuman strength and run down the stairs with one under each arm.

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        • iwantspeed
          No R3VLimiter
          • Dec 2007
          • 3164

          #64
          wife & wallet


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          • gwb72tii
            No R3VLimiter
            • Nov 2005
            • 3864

            #65
            my ass
            and my wife's ass
            everything else can be replaced
            “There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
            Sir Winston Churchill

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            • Philo
              Ich esse kleine Kinder
              • Oct 2008
              • 3334

              #66
              Originally posted by Turf1600
              metaphor
              What he said was great. Lulz.
              -tim
              Originally posted by Jordan
              I like the stance
              -Coining hip terms since 10/9/03

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              • Massimo
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jan 2008
                • 3207

                #67
                I would grab Chuck Norris and plead with him to round house kick that fire in the face, and that would put it out.

                So I would not have to grab anything else, but will forever be in the dept of Chuck Norris.
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                • rwh11385
                  lance_entities
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 18403

                  #68
                  My insurance agent's number and my social security card.

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                  • daniel
                    R3V OG
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 6703

                    #69
                    this thread is making me want to back up all my files again
                    http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                    • dashboardmonkey
                      FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 6158

                      #70
                      this thread is making me want to set my house on fire
                      -Andy

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                      • TimKninja
                        R3VLimited
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 2131

                        #71
                        Probably cats. I have 4 Cats so how Do I grab them all? My POS Samsung Blackjack II can burn, and I'll be getting a debit card soon so my wallet can stay too.

                        I'd personally spend a few seconds and throw valuable unbreakable shit out the window. then Run out with all 4 cats some how under my arms.
                        1985 325e M50TU(Sold)
                        1991 318is Slicktop (Sold)
                        1990 325is Brilliantrot S50/5 Lug Swapped.
                        1992 525i Manual shitbox Winter Beater

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                        • Danny
                          Moderator
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 14217

                          #72
                          Originally posted by rwh11385
                          My insurance agent's number and my social security card.
                          Always the logical thinker.

                          I'd grab my 7 dollar walmart machete and a cyanide pill.

                          Time to take down the system.

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                          • deathtomine
                            Wrencher
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 206

                            #73
                            When my house caught fire I grabbed my pocket possessions, shoes, and one of our five cockatoos, also I was kicking cats and dogs towards the door at a running pace.

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                            • Vtec?lol
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 3278

                              #74
                              I would throw my dog, files, and clothes/shoes out the window. Then walk out with my laptop and secret box. Assuming my wallet and keys are in my jeans as they always are.

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                              • E30 Cabrio
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 1954

                                #75
                                I would grab two of the four fire extinguishers in my house and put out the fire.
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