Your house catches fire, you can grab two things

[der affe]

my fleshlight and naked pictures of blunt. nothing else matters.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Wait wait, so we're saying if my house goes up, it isn't an insurance job?

Okay okay, the two things I'd grab would be the matches and the tin of petrol.

[2002maniac]

I'd grab my filing cabinet and my gun safe. I'm sure I would get a rush of superhuman strength and run down the stairs with one under each arm.

[iwantspeed]

wife & wallet

[gwb72tii]

my ass
and my wife's ass
everything else can be replaced

[Philo]

metaphor

What he said was great. Lulz.

[Massimo]

I would grab Chuck Norris and plead with him to round house kick that fire in the face, and that would put it out.

So I would not have to grab anything else, but will forever be in the dept of Chuck Norris.

[rwh11385]

My insurance agent's number and my social security card.

[daniel]

this thread is making me want to back up all my files again

[dashboardmonkey]

this thread is making me want to set my house on fire

[TimKninja]

Probably cats. I have 4 Cats so how Do I grab them all? My POS Samsung Blackjack II can burn, and I'll be getting a debit card soon so my wallet can stay too.

I'd personally spend a few seconds and throw valuable unbreakable shit out the window. then Run out with all 4 cats some how under my arms.

[Danny]

My insurance agent's number and my social security card.

Always the logical thinker.

I'd grab my 7 dollar walmart machete and a cyanide pill.

Time to take down the system.

[deathtomine]

When my house caught fire I grabbed my pocket possessions, shoes, and one of our five cockatoos, also I was kicking cats and dogs towards the door at a running pace.

[Vtec?lol]

I would throw my dog, files, and clothes/shoes out the window. Then walk out with my laptop and secret box. Assuming my wallet and keys are in my jeans as they always are.

[E30 Cabrio]

I would grab two of the four fire extinguishers in my house and put out the fire.