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Niiiice. My buddy came up with these the other day:
Tiger Woods:
1) Has a new movie: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"
2) Drives better on the fairway than he fares on the driveway.
3) Has been scoring on the back nine and sinking putts in the wrong hole.
4) Should have used a driver.
5) Hit the tree, then the hydrant because he couldn't decide between the wood and the iron.
6) The Escalade was at fault--another golfer blames problems on his Caddy.Comment
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Fuckin hilarious!!Originally posted by accidentI have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
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1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)Comment
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69 and 93, lost interest... but funny.
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Originally posted by DTM190"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"Comment
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Phil Mickelson called Elin asking for tips on how to beat Tiger.
Wheelgap is like a vagina. The more fingers you get in, the worse it is.Originally posted by Chachiyoung chicks are not keepers. they are for fun.Comment
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112!
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Originally posted by downernspSee I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.Comment
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97 1st got to 115 and said to hell with itThe American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de TocquevilleOriginally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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