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    Tiger Woods game

    pretty funny :up:





    (left to right) cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, New York party promoter Rachel Uchitel, and Las Vegas exec Kalika Moquin

    #2
    I suck, first try got a 53.

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      #3
      Niiiice. My buddy came up with these the other day:


      Tiger Woods:

      1) Has a new movie: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"
      2) Drives better on the fairway than he fares on the driveway.
      3) Has been scoring on the back nine and sinking putts in the wrong hole.
      4) Should have used a driver.
      5) Hit the tree, then the hydrant because he couldn't decide between the wood and the iron.
      6) The Escalade was at fault--another golfer blames problems on his Caddy.

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        #4
        63 fisrt try, meh

        funny though

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          #5
          Fuckin hilarious!!
          Originally posted by accident
          I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
          Discuss.
          Originally posted by kronus
          It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
          1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
          1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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            #6
            69 and 93, lost interest... but funny.

            PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
            Originally posted by DTM190
            "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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              #7
              got past 100 then committed suicide. game is easy

              trent those are fucking genious
              BRUTE

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                #8
                Phil Mickelson called Elin asking for tips on how to beat Tiger.

                Wheelgap is like a vagina. The more fingers you get in, the worse it is.
                Originally posted by Chachi
                young chicks are not keepers. they are for fun.

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                  #9
                  112!


                  WTB: e30 in So Cal

                  Originally posted by downernsp
                  See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                    #10
                    88
                    SOLD '90 325is SOLD

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by stoliver54 View Post
                      Phil Mickelson called Elin asking for tips on how to beat Tiger.
                      I just Lol'd
                      '91 Brilliantrot 318iS - Sold
                      '95 e34 s50 Touring - P/O
                      '87 Alpine White 325iS - Current

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                        #12
                        97 1st got to 115 and said to hell with it
                        Originally posted by Fusion
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                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


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                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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                          #13
                          Really funny!
                          107 second try and got bored.

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                            #14
                            got a 104 1st try

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