I would link a youtube, or torrent but I can't find one. The show is "I was bitten" episode 5 on discovery channel. Try to find it somewhere, it's the first guy on the show.
Cliff notes:
Guy is in Thailand on vacation (I think, I missed the first few min with backstory), and he goes out to find some elephants. He goes out in the middle of no where some some trail and ends up finding some. He tries to pet one and that pissed them off.
4 elephants started beating him with their trunks while he is on the ground. One picks him up, and chucks him. Then the biggest one picks him up, puts him in his mouth, and munches him up. The guy said his head was crammed between his knees (He's a big boy too, easily 250+). He said he could hear all of his bones snapping and cracking.
Elephant spits him out, then all of his guts spill out onto the ground literally. Then the elephant stomps him. Then the elephants walk away and just stare at him.
The guy said he was in so much pain he was trying to reach his own fucking hand up into his abdomen to rip his own fucking heart out. Basically he assumed he was fucked, he was in the middle of fucking no where in a 3rd world country.
Someone randomly ended up finding him a few hours later and and took him to some shitty hospital. End story is he lived.
You have to see this episode, I thought it was a joke or something when I first started watching it, I didn't believe it at all. The guy is totally badass. Anyone who debates ripping their own heart out via a split open abdomen is hard to beat in my book.
Cliff notes:
Guy is in Thailand on vacation (I think, I missed the first few min with backstory), and he goes out to find some elephants. He goes out in the middle of no where some some trail and ends up finding some. He tries to pet one and that pissed them off.
4 elephants started beating him with their trunks while he is on the ground. One picks him up, and chucks him. Then the biggest one picks him up, puts him in his mouth, and munches him up. The guy said his head was crammed between his knees (He's a big boy too, easily 250+). He said he could hear all of his bones snapping and cracking.
Elephant spits him out, then all of his guts spill out onto the ground literally. Then the elephant stomps him. Then the elephants walk away and just stare at him.
The guy said he was in so much pain he was trying to reach his own fucking hand up into his abdomen to rip his own fucking heart out. Basically he assumed he was fucked, he was in the middle of fucking no where in a 3rd world country.
Someone randomly ended up finding him a few hours later and and took him to some shitty hospital. End story is he lived.
You have to see this episode, I thought it was a joke or something when I first started watching it, I didn't believe it at all. The guy is totally badass. Anyone who debates ripping their own heart out via a split open abdomen is hard to beat in my book.
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