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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #31
    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
    You lie, I'll bet it was as creamy as the Baked Tortellini & Chicken Gratinati at Bertucci's on Post Rd.
    No. Way.

    No one ever gets the pasta dishes at Bertucci's. Their béchamel is quite possibly the worst to have ever been excreted by a saucier. Lumpy and very uninspired.

    That was a solid effort you put forth there, Mr. Kaiber. You looked up that there was a Bertuccis in my town. <3
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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    • Optimator
      E30 Fanatic
      • Aug 2008
      • 1396

      #32
      Originally posted by Restoman
      They do not co-mingle. You cannot get genital herpes from oral/face herpes.
      THANK YOU.

      I lick around em anyway.
      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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      • Farbin Kaiber
        Lil' Puppet
        • Jul 2007
        • 29502

        #33
        ^^ Thank you.

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        • Atreus
          E30 Mastermind
          • Sep 2008
          • 1846

          #34
          just dawned on me.... we need pics.

          no one has said that.... r3v is slippin.
          1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
          1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
          1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
          1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
          1994 540i - Granitsilber

          Originally posted by scabzzzz
          I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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          • s0urce
            R3VLimited
            • Dec 2004
            • 2933

            #35
            Sounds like Oral Thrush. Look it up. That's what you get when the yeast infection spreads to your face.
            tasty

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            • Massive Lee
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2006
              • 6782

              #36
              Pretty sure that Ovulator's sore throat comes from Blunt's endless pounding... It got irritated by the constant thrust...
              Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396

                #37
                Originally posted by Atreus
                just dawned on me.... we need pics.

                no one has said that.... r3v is slippin.
                Hey Atreus, I think we all know what it looks like down there. I wasn't about to break out a camera just so you would know what a woman's genitalia look like.

                Originally posted by s0urce
                Sounds like Oral Thrush. Look it up. That's what you get when the yeast infection spreads to your face.
                Thank you for the serious information, Mr. s0urce. I shall leverage my Cox to connect to webmd.com and look up some pictures to which I can jerk off.
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                • TheB1G Lebowski
                  E30 Addict
                  • May 2009
                  • 593

                  #38
                  Gargle after that shit dude.
                  1989 325i - sold
                  1987 RX-7 Turbo II - sold
                  1990 325i

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                  • asuj158
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 1206

                    #39
                    this is why i dont eat the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles... i just bang it

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                    • z31maniac
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 17566

                      #40
                      Originally posted by asuj158
                      this is why i dont eat the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles... i just bang it
                      I wouldn't go down on a hooker either.

                      But I wouldn't bang one either.
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                      • xwill112x
                        Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 4236

                        #41
                        pics of said girl?
                        sigpic

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                        • Optimator
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 1396

                          #42
                          Originally posted by asuj158
                          this is why i dont eat the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles... i just bang it
                          Originally posted by z31maniac
                          I wouldn't go down on a hooker either.

                          But I wouldn't bang one either.
                          This sequence of posts did not make sense to me.

                          Who was talking about hookers?

                          In any case, I am fine now, and I bring you back to your scheduled r3v programming of Junior Republicans ruining the last vestiges of what used to be a decent Off Topic forum.
                          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                          • TexasTerp
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3541

                            #43
                            good to hear it went away, gargle salt water next time and drink lots orange juice, it'll go away pretty quickly
                            stephenbrody.com

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                            • s0urce
                              R3VLimited
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 2933

                              #44
                              PS: Drinking pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweeter.
                              tasty

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                              • blunttech
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 12850

                                #45
                                Originally posted by s0urce
                                PS: Drinking pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweeter.
                                i tricked you. all i drank was vitamin water and you never knew the difference
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