Can you get a sore throat from eating p***y

[JMil86]

Voice of experience? Story time.

Voice of experiencing paranoia, went to the doctor and they said, well did you get sick? Answer: no, doctor said well than most likely its not herpes, but it could be HPV. So they biopsied it and it turned out to be nothing. Man did that scare the shit out of me, I was like 16 at the time.

Simplex 1 and 2. They do not co-mingle. You cannot get genital herpes from oral/face herpes. Nor can you get oral/face from genital herpes. This is serious shit here people. I've had oral herpes for as long as I can remember. My wife and I have been together for 6 years and I've never given her my oral herpes before. I don't wish this virus on anyone. I had to ask my doctor, because they can take up to 3 weeks to heal. No they cannot be spread to genitals. Any questions? Serious question, serious answer.

Learn something new every day I guess. How do you get oral herpes, because from what you are telling us it sounds like you can't spread it.

You probably just ate some bitch out with a nasty bacteria down there and it made you sick, or if she was sick there are mucus membranes that could be responsible for it. Or just coincidentally got sick.

[Optimator]

PS: Drinking pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweeter.

It takes a lot for this to happen. It's easier to cut out foods containing sulfur compounds from your diet (onions and other aromatics) and keep well-hydrated.

At least, this is what I've been told.

[Atreus]

lmao blunt owned him on that one.

[Massive Lee]

PS: Drinking pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweeter.

Wow. Never thought you'd come out of the closet one day...

[blunttech]

PS: Drinking pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweeter.

i tricked you. all i drank was vitamin water and you never knew the difference

[s0urce]

PS: Drinking pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweeter.

[TexasTerp]

good to hear it went away, gargle salt water next time and drink lots orange juice, it'll go away pretty quickly

[Optimator]

this is why i dont eat the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles... i just bang it

I wouldn't go down on a hooker either.

But I wouldn't bang one either.

This sequence of posts did not make sense to me.

Who was talking about hookers?

In any case, I am fine now, and I bring you back to your scheduled r3v programming of Junior Republicans ruining the last vestiges of what used to be a decent Off Topic forum.

[xwill112x]

pics of said girl?

[z31maniac]

this is why i dont eat the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles... i just bang it

I wouldn't go down on a hooker either.

But I wouldn't bang one either.

[asuj158]

this is why i dont eat the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles... i just bang it

[TheB1G Lebowski]

Gargle after that shit dude.

[Optimator]

just dawned on me.... we need pics.

no one has said that.... r3v is slippin.

Hey Atreus, I think we all know what it looks like down there. I wasn't about to break out a camera just so you would know what a woman's genitalia look like.

Sounds like Oral Thrush. Look it up. That's what you get when the yeast infection spreads to your face.

Thank you for the serious information, Mr. s0urce. I shall leverage my Cox to connect to webmd.com and look up some pictures to which I can jerk off.

[Massive Lee]

Pretty sure that Ovulator's sore throat comes from Blunt's endless pounding... It got irritated by the constant thrust...

[s0urce]

Sounds like Oral Thrush. Look it up. That's what you get when the yeast infection spreads to your face.