Can you get a sore throat from eating p***y

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  • Atreus
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    waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, broccoli, and cheddar do not mix.

    ever.

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  • kid325e
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    Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
    and if it tastes like brocolli?
    Imagine it's broccoli cheddar soup from panera. that shit is good.

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  • ACMF74
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    Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
    if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'


    if it tastes like trout, spit tit out!
    if it smells like provolone leave it alone

    if it smells like tuna...I should've hit it soona-uh

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  • StereoInstaller1
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    Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
    if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'


    if it tastes like trout, spit tit out!
    and if it tastes like brocolli?

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  • dj01540i6sp
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    Eat sardines and sushi to keep your immune system up to par but one slip and your in deep shit.

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  • dashboardmonkey
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    if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'


    if it tastes like trout, spit tit out!

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  • Optimator
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    Originally posted by JMil86
    Do or have you had cold sores? There a form of herpes, and will make you pretty sick the first time you get them, which could happen from eating some nast bitch out. Also if she had some nasty bladder infection I'm sure that could do it too.
    Voice of experience? Story time.

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  • Optimator
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    Originally posted by Desaevious
    Been busy servicing Farbin's nether regions?
    No. I think there's a paper jam in number six that needs to be cleared, and the cyan cartridge is low in the color copier.

    Originally posted by blunt
    theres a number of things you could get from the type of women you have to pay to get them to come near you. i recommend gargling with no.2 jet fuel
    Hey old man, this insult was D+ material. It was half-hearted and about as flaccid as Pinepig while watching hetero porn.

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  • Massive Lee
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    Originally posted by mrsleeve
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    That appears to be a roasted or deep fried cat
    It hurts to a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles lover.

    Unsubscibed.

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  • JMil86
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    Do or have you had cold sores? There a form of herpes, and will make you pretty sick the first time you get them, which could happen from eating some nast bitch out. Also if she had some nasty bladder infection I'm sure that could do it too.

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  • mrsleeve
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    That appears to be a roasted or deep fried cat

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  • Massive Lee
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    What the fukk was that? I am about to puke...

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  • blunttech
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    theres a number of things you could get from the type of women you have to pay to get them to come near you. i recommend gargling with no.2 jet fuel

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  • SA E30
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    Originally posted by Massive Lee
    You can get her mushrooms. That's for sure. If she has some sort of bacterial imbalance, then your throat is now full of the same germs.
    That is a terrible mental picture. Haha.

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