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  • Vtec?lol
    No R3VLimiter
    • Dec 2009
    • 3278
    #31
    Lol if I would've known this thread would get this much attention I wouldn't have posted.

    I'm definitely not posting pics of anything other than car stuff on the net. Learned my lesson a while ago when I posted a pic of my mom on facebook. Sry but you guys don't get to hear that story.

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      • Vtec?lol
        No R3VLimiter
        • Dec 2009
        • 3278
        #32
        Yes I am vaginally whipped. It's some damn good vaj though guys. Damn good, smh.

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          • ACMF74
            E30 Fanatic
            • Nov 2005
            • 1245
            #33
            sleep w/ one eye open...

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396
                #34
                She's going to kill you. Hopefully it'll be in your sleep.
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                  • Miasma
                    R3VLimited
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 2009
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Vtec?lol
                    ethirtyslut. He has a somewhat vast knowledge of e30's and agreed to help me with the build.

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                      • freeride53
                        R3V OG
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 11972
                        #36
                        what a fucking weird situation, sorry just had to say that.

                        1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                        1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                        1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                        2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                          • Vtec?lol
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 3278
                            #37
                            Yea.

                            Thanks for all the compliments, especially the ones calling my lady a bitch lol. Before this becomes a 10 page slang fest about my chick.
                            Just look forward to a typical build. I should be done by summer. Anybody with parts, especially tires, lmk.

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                              • mrsleeve
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 16385
                                #38
                                lock all knives, scissors, and sharp cutting tools away at night some place she dose not have the combo too, too keep your pee pee attached while you sleep the next time your mom sends you a text.
                                Originally posted by Fusion
                                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                William Pitt-

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                                  • Bimmerista
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 5425
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Vtec?lol
                                    I live in texas, everybody calls each other baby.
                                    No they don't. :loco:

                                    It seems as though you want to fuck your cousin.

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                                      • Vtec?lol
                                        No R3VLimiter
                                        • Dec 2009
                                        • 3278
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Bimmerista
                                        No they don't. :loco:

                                        It seems as though you want to fuck your cousin.
                                        Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                        lock all knives, scissors, and sharp cutting tools away at night some place she dose not have the combo too, too keep your pee pee attached while you sleep the next time your mom sends you a text.
                                        I didn't want to entertain this but this shit is too funny. LMAO

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                                          • e30powerslide
                                            Noobie
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 18
                                            #41
                                            -lol, I may have a small penis but it's not that little. We've been through alot together and I mean the world to her and she's my universe. We're going on 8 years and this has been some of the only problems we've had.-

                                            Thats the gayest shit i have EVER heard! How old are you? wow. i guess dudes in texas love to cupcake with a hoe. -shes my universe?- HA! you buggin out. this was the funniest thing i heard all month. thanks man,i needed it!

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                                              • DatUtahGuy
                                                No R3VLimiter
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 3146
                                                #42
                                                dude, she broke the only cardinal rule for guys, don't ever, ever ever ever, go after a man's vehicle. You reserve the right to bury her ass in the salt flats to never be discovered. Call me, I can take you to where they do the world speed records in Bonneville here and find you a nice hole in the ground for her.
                                                YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                                                - - -
                                                If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                                                  • FredK
                                                    R3V OG
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 14745
                                                    #43
                                                    Pardon me sir. Dec 2003 join date and 3 posts? o_O

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                                                      • MR 325
                                                        Moderator
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 37826
                                                        #44
                                                        Ditch the car towing girlfriend and get together with the cousin.
                                                        BimmerHeads
                                                        Classic BMW Specialists
                                                        Santa Clarita, CA
                                                        www.BimmerHeads.com

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                                                          • Massive Lee
                                                            R3V OG
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 6782
                                                            #45
                                                            Before we emit anymore judgement on the girlfriend, the r3v commitee is requiring pictures of said girlfriend... What? Nobody asked... Yet.
                                                            Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

                                                            massivebrakes.com

                                                            http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056




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