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    #31
    Lol if I would've known this thread would get this much attention I wouldn't have posted.

    I'm definitely not posting pics of anything other than car stuff on the net. Learned my lesson a while ago when I posted a pic of my mom on facebook. Sry but you guys don't get to hear that story.

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      #32
      Yes I am vaginally whipped. It's some damn good vaj though guys. Damn good, smh.

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        #33
        sleep w/ one eye open...

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          #34
          She's going to kill you. Hopefully it'll be in your sleep.
          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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            #35
            Originally posted by Vtec?lol View Post
            ethirtyslut. He has a somewhat vast knowledge of e30's and agreed to help me with the build.

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              #36
              what a fucking weird situation, sorry just had to say that.

              1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
              1983 Peugeot 505 STI
              1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
              2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                #37
                Yea.

                Thanks for all the compliments, especially the ones calling my lady a bitch lol. Before this becomes a 10 page slang fest about my chick.
                Just look forward to a typical build. I should be done by summer. Anybody with parts, especially tires, lmk.

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                  #38
                  lock all knives, scissors, and sharp cutting tools away at night some place she dose not have the combo too, too keep your pee pee attached while you sleep the next time your mom sends you a text.
                  Originally posted by Fusion
                  If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                  The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                  The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                  Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                  William Pitt-

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Vtec?lol View Post
                    I live in texas, everybody calls each other baby.
                    No they don't. :loco:

                    It seems as though you want to fuck your cousin.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Bimmerista View Post
                      No they don't. :loco:

                      It seems as though you want to fuck your cousin.
                      Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                      lock all knives, scissors, and sharp cutting tools away at night some place she dose not have the combo too, too keep your pee pee attached while you sleep the next time your mom sends you a text.
                      I didn't want to entertain this but this shit is too funny. LMAO

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                        #41
                        -lol, I may have a small penis but it's not that little. We've been through alot together and I mean the world to her and she's my universe. We're going on 8 years and this has been some of the only problems we've had.-

                        Thats the gayest shit i have EVER heard! How old are you? wow. i guess dudes in texas love to cupcake with a hoe. -shes my universe?- HA! you buggin out. this was the funniest thing i heard all month. thanks man,i needed it!

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                          #42
                          dude, she broke the only cardinal rule for guys, don't ever, ever ever ever, go after a man's vehicle. You reserve the right to bury her ass in the salt flats to never be discovered. Call me, I can take you to where they do the world speed records in Bonneville here and find you a nice hole in the ground for her.
                          YOUTUBE: AR Perez
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                          If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                            #43
                            Pardon me sir. Dec 2003 join date and 3 posts? o_O

                            Originally posted by whysimon
                            WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                              #44
                              Ditch the car towing girlfriend and get together with the cousin.
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                                #45
                                Before we emit anymore judgement on the girlfriend, the r3v commitee is requiring pictures of said girlfriend... What? Nobody asked... Yet.
                                Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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