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    #46
    Going to have to side with the Canadian here


    Originally posted by Massive Lee View Post
    Before we emit anymore judgement on the girlfriend, the r3v commitee is requiring pictures of said girlfriend... What? Nobody asked... Yet.
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
    William Pitt-

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      #47
      Originally posted by FredK View Post
      Pardon me sir. Dec 2003 join date and 3 posts? o_O
      he arose from the dead

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        #48
        Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
        Going to have to side with the Canadian here

        Her future lies in her cleavage. And our approval.
        Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

        massivebrakes.com

        http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056




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          #49
          Originally posted by Vtec?lol View Post
          Yes I am vaginally whipped. It's some damn good vaj though guys. Damn good, smh.
          Crazy bitches fuck like mad.

          In the end you'll be happier finding a sane girl and training her to work the cock.
          1987 BMW 325is | Frankenmotor S50 | Supersprint Replica Headers | K&N Intake | Gutted Stock Midpipe | Zimmermann Rotors | Stainless Brake Lines | Porterfield Racing Pads

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            #50
            Truth and truth, but I did it backwards, tamed a crazy one into a sane one. It was not easy and we still go through the ocasial relapse. But ITS WORTH IT, Got to keep the good parts of crazy chick in bed .


            Originally posted by triggrhaapi View Post
            Crazy bitches fuck like mad.

            In the end you'll be happier finding a sane girl and training her to work the cock.
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
            William Pitt-

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              #51
              Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
              Truth and truth, but I did it backwards, tamed a crazy one into a sane one. It was not easy and we still go through the ocasial relapse. But ITS WORTH IT, Got to keep the good parts of crazy chick in bed .
              It's a little known fact that all crazy women have brains wired by Lucas Electric.
              1987 BMW 325is | Frankenmotor S50 | Supersprint Replica Headers | K&N Intake | Gutted Stock Midpipe | Zimmermann Rotors | Stainless Brake Lines | Porterfield Racing Pads

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                #52
                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                Yeah takes some trouble shooting doesn't it. I hate chasing wiring gremlins
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                William Pitt-

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                  #53
                  Originally Posted by FredK View Post
                  Pardon me sir. Dec 2003 join date and 3 posts? o_O
                  Originally posted by robmespeedy View Post
                  he arose from the dead
                  Or maybe his crazy gf towed his shit and he just got another e30???

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                    #54
                    I've learned that you cannot fix crazy.

                    My roommate's girlfriend is crazy. The slightest thing can set her off. She's like a hand grenade that was built without a pin.
                    1987 BMW 325is | Frankenmotor S50 | Supersprint Replica Headers | K&N Intake | Gutted Stock Midpipe | Zimmermann Rotors | Stainless Brake Lines | Porterfield Racing Pads

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                      #55
                      siding with the canuck here.

                      she better be fucking hot. or really. really REALLY. good at something....
                      1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                      1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                      1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                      1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                      1994 540i - Granitsilber

                      Originally posted by scabzzzz
                      I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by bmwe3 View Post
                        Originally Posted by FredK View Post
                        Pardon me sir. Dec 2003 join date and 3 posts? o_O


                        Or maybe his crazy gf towed his shit and he just got another e30???
                        -Naw never that. not me, well maybe cos i would be locked up for domestic violence. naw i usually just lurk. long time lurker. but i had to post when i read this! yeah this guy is outta control. i dont give a shit what she looks like she gotsta go. if she broke a worthless bowl that was MINE i would send hoe packing. but thats just me.

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by Brian 89 325i View Post
                          WOAH!!! Im not normally one to hit women, that kind of shit deserves a beat down. At least you got a new car but im not sure I could deal with a chick like that.


                          Brian
                          Unless she keys your car? :P

                          Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                          i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                          Originally posted by slammin.e28
                          Moral of this story?

                          If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
                            Make your jealousy-ridden whore of a girlfriend buy you another car.
                            this is pretty much what needs to happen right now.
                            http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                              #59
                              Ya i'd seriously dump that hoe. Going through your phone AND towing your car shit? wtf is her problem? She must have felt real fucking stupid, as she is....

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                                #60
                                She sounds crazy but what woman isn't? If you leave her you're just going to end up with another crazy bitch. She definitely owes you though. Have you put it in her butt yet?

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