Probly just another "Cool Story Bro." Thread...

[Beastolizer]

Ill just tell you now, so when you see it with your own eyes, its not so hard on you.. Just face the facts, she's fucking someone else.

Call her back, and tell her you're glad you broke up, because you found someone else who sucks a better dick (or something along those lines). When she comes crawling back, whatever you do, dont be a bitch and take her back.

that made me laugh and all, but shes the one girl I would put my life on the line to guarantee she isn't doing that. if you knew her and her life, you would understand. Anyone else, that would probably be the case.

[SA E30]

I tell you now.

You think you will be the good guy. I have been there I was the decent guy. I had the girl of my dreams, she left. I thought I would be the good guy. I tried and after 3 months of moping I found it was more fun being a Douche... True Story.

Now... PIITA and tell her it was stinky.

[Holland]

Nice guys always get fucked over, that's life. In the words of Danny the tourettes guy: "The last time I gave a shit, I got FUCKED!" Any way good luck with things.

[Jonny Cash]

Dude.. Trust me on this.. If she hasnt arleady screwed him, she has very specific plans to.

You're way too soft and nice, what she really wants is to have her hair pulled and be smacked around. She's at that age, beleive me. The nice guy role only works when she's my age, has gained 30+llbs, used and abused, looking for someone reliable to kiss her feet.

[SA E30]

Jonny Cash is my Idol!

[s0urce]

Dude.. Trust me on this.. If she hasnt arleady screwed him, she has very specific plans to.

You're way too soft and nice, what she really wants is to have her hair pulled and be smacked around. She's at that age, beleive me. The nice guy role only works when she's my age, has gained 30+llbs, used and abused, looking for someone reliable to kiss her feet.

[e30:)]

ehh better off this way, put all your money into your e30... its always yours, you can park it when your sick of it. it may cost more in the long run but you wont have to listen to it bitch.

[Maluco]

that made me laugh and all, but shes the one girl I would put my life on the line to guarantee she isn't doing that. if you knew her and her life, you would understand. Anyone else, that would probably be the case.

I've heard that one before...

[e30:)]

^ agreed, just wait a year or so and alot of those girls will be prego

[Beastolizer]

All of these replies have just made me laugh. It was a good and needed laugh.

Thanks for all the advice, but to me, shes worth it, besides shes identical to me personality wise, so i have faith in her. I'll give her a little slap and tickle for you Johnny Cash ;)

And I didn't mean to come across as a soft little vagina, because I'm far from that, I just have feelings and I'm not scared to share them.

[Jonny Cash]

I've heard that one before...

^ oh yea, thats a classic misconception.

Shes a good church girl, shed never do that!

... 5 years later you stumble upon her at a party on her knees in the middle of a circle-jerk waiting impatiently with her mouth open.

[Fast Frankie]

such wisdom has been spoken here today, I don't know what else to say but:

all of this.


plus:

You don't pay a whore to fuck, you pay her to leave.

[Fast Frankie]

All of these replies have just made me laugh. It was a good and needed laugh.

Thanks for all the advice, but to me, shes worth it, besides shes identical to me personality wise, so i have faith in her. I'll give her a little slap and tickle for you Johnny Cash ;)

And I didn't mean to come across as a soft little vagina, because I'm far from that, I just have feelings and I'm not scared to share them.

wait, so is it over or not????

[Beastolizer]

Where the fuck is Luke? I figured he would have made a comment on this by now.

[Beastolizer]

wait, so is it over or not????

Well shes been texting me and we've been talking a bit and its looking promising but no, we are not back together.